The ride would be more popular if the over the top obnoxious warnings didn't make it sound like you were going to die. Also, as discussed, it's way out of date and the story line is terrible.
Agreed completely. I don't mind 180+10 for dining but they need to at least have park hours and nighttime shows nailed down at that point.
The ride would be more popular if the over the top obnoxious warnings didn't make it sound like you were going to die. Also, as discussed, it's way out of date and the story line is terrible.
It's pretty much unsalvagable. In all of WDW, there are only two rides I think need to be bulldozed completely - Autopia and M:S.
I'll see your Mission:Space bulldozer and raise you a Dinoland bulldozer.
Even "Mickey's Fun Wheel of Death" in California Adventure has barf bags... and it's not anywhere near as intense as Orange.
Hey hey hey... I like Dinoland!! Stick a cheesy dark ride in there and I'll LOVE Dinoland (yes, I'd EXPAND the hated blot)! I make no secret of the fact that I'm not a fan of WDW's direction over the last couple decades, but I've never been on board with the hatred of Dinoland. It's thematically consistent with the land (gives the whole place a fun storyline), cute, self-referential, witty, unique. It's certainly not my favorite section of AK but its not my least favorite either.
Bulldoze it or make it Australia/South America. We can have differing opinions on many things but I can't bring myself to tolerate kind words towards Dinoland. Every man has his limits, and kind words for Dinoland just crosses mine.
Uhm, that's the case nearly everything Disney builds.
Capacity is around 1400 which is low for a major attraction. In fact it's one of the lowest capacity "big budget" rides that Disney's ever done. However, it was also one of the most expensive attractions Disney's done and asking them to add another 2 or 4 platforms when designing the ride doesn't seem feasible. It's all largely moot since the ride isn't overly popular anyway.
Bulldoze it or make it Australia/South America. We can have differing opinions on many things but I can't bring myself to tolerate kind words towards Dinoland. Every man has his limits, and kind words for Dinoland just crosses mine.
Dinoland is not my favorite area either, but small kids like it a lot. That is an important demographic that these Boards tend to ignore. I don't think all of Disney needs to target rabid adult fans like us who probably should be spending our time somewhere other than these boards (me included).
I 100% agree that they need they park hours etc released 180 days before. We're heading there in May & they have just released the hours for while we're there and it completely messes up our plans with regards to ADR's and in turn which parks we want to be in on which days. Personally I still think 180 days is too far out to be making dining reservations but if you don't do it you're limited to what you can have which is such a shame! * rant over* I STILL LOVE YOU DISNEY WORLD!
Dinoland is not my favorite area either, but small kids like it a lot. That is an important demographic that these Boards tend to ignore..
I'm all for kid's areas. But Chester and Hesters is better suited for a Six Flags. There are a ton of examples of well-done kids areas that forum members might take issue with but at least they're mostly well done and to Disney's usual standard. The Dumbo/Circus are isn't a place I spend much time at, but for a 6 year old that place is awesome. Sure, plenty of people wanted more from it, and they think the big-top stuff is an eyesore, but it's still a well done area. Same goes for something like Toy Story Land at Hong Kong Disneyland. Not my favorite land by a wide margin, and I thought I'd hate it, but it ended up being a lot better than I thought when I visited. Flik's Fun Fair is another example. The Chew chew train is a bad joke for adults but 3 year olds seem to love it. The rest of Fliks is actually pretty well themed for being a carny area. I welcome (well done) kids areas stocked with carny rides that are appropriately themed. I just don't think that label applies to Dinorama.
Let's also not forget the best themed kids areas on earth, those are simply called Fantasyland.
I don't find cracked pavement with parking stripes, food carts, a portable largely unthemed spinning coaster and a triceratop spinner that blares 80's hits throughout the land to be "good theming". The dig area, restaurantosaurus and dinosaur are all passable, in fact I'd say they could belong in AK, but Chester and Hesters has got to go. It's certainly authentically tacky, in the way that Paradise Pier 1.0 used to be. It's the kind of stuff that Walt specifically said he never wanted to see in his parks (and people here probably know I'm not a "what Walt wanted" type of guy, but this is a specific example of him saying DON'T DO THIS IN MY PARK).
They realized that error with Paradise Pier, and I hope the same happens at Dinorama at some point. Of course, I'd rather them just choose a more cohesive and subtle theme. The rest of the park is "quiet" and "refined", with natural and neutral color schemes. Whereas Dinorama is purposely intended to be a garish, loud eyesore. Kind of an Imagineering middle finger to the concept of the rest of the park.
Look at me complaining about garish tacky eyesores that don't belong and are an affront to the parks message, I'm no better than the EPCOT Center faithful now. Just burn all of WDW to the ground I guess.
As I recall, Dinoland was supposed to remind us of an old-fashioned Carnival, but I think you're right that it comes off as tacky and garish instead. Swing and miss. Meanwhile, the smaller kids seem to like it. Yeah, the theming is a soar thumb.
Yet let's take a step back and realize how quickly AK was thrown together. At least WDW was opening a new park every decade, on average, back then. No new park has been built in 20 years, and I think Disney is so wrapt up in making things as polished and perfect as possible that nothing happens quickly anymore other than refits. New Frozen theme for Maelstrom, 3 obnoxious birds in Mexico, new film for Soarin'. Pandora is taking how long to get going? DL was built from scratch in half that time. I would have to believe that Dinoland was the victim of less consideration and thought than any of us would like. As an idea, it doesn't really work. As a finished product, it doesn't blend. Yeah, the kids like it, but they could have liked it just as much if they had thought the attraction through a bit better. Obviously far more thought was put into the Tree of Life and Kilmanjaro. Dinoland at the time seems to have been a small kid filler after thought.
Thus, I think I agree with you.
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