Am I understanding this thing correctly?
MagicBand:
* Park entrance gates
* LL entrances
* Photopass links to account
* blinky lights and vibrations at select nighttime shows
* play a game in GE (requires phone too)
Cell phone:
* make your LL reservations
* mobile order
Thank you for this succinct summary. I was trying to figure it out in my pea-sized brain, and it was too hard to do; even dead sober as I am on a Friday night
(which is no way to live!).
If this is all it is at this point, I don't see the benefit for me.
No kidding. I don't get it. Why all the bother? Why all the expense of all that infrastructure and huge energy resources of humans and electricity to keep it all going? It's still just a freaking theme park.
I don't care if I light up during a show.
God no. Who does care about that feature? Maybe narcissistic 8 year olds? Or desperately bored housewives whose husband's stopped paying attention to them in 2006? The mind boggles who this silly feature actually entertains during a theme park water show.
I won't play the GE game.
Me either. The big Billion dollar land isn't entertaining on its own? We need iPhone video games to keep us entertained there? I would much rather engage
Ky'le From Tustin in an immersive discussion about the wild keg party he attended last weekend on the Planet Fullerton, just like Bob Chapek told me to do.
If I have to take out my phone to make LL reservations throughout the day, I'll just use it to go to the entrances. Unless this is dirt cheap (highly doubtful), it's a Meh from me. Maybe I'm missing something?
I don't think you are missing anything, my dear Doctor and lady.
I agree that if many others use it, it will make entrance into the park and LL entrances go more smoothly. I'd just need more from this thing to make it worth something for me.
You just need to get 75,000 to 100,000 humans from around the planet
(and even some western Canadian provinces!) arriving daily in the Esplanade to figure it all out and do it all the same. Then it's perfect.
In the meantime? This is one of those things that looked fabulous on the PowerPoint screen in TDA. But in reality, in that pesky theme park south of TDA, it fails to live up to the PowerPoint promise.
As per usual, for an organization whose executive leadership rarely, if ever, uses their own product.