MerlinTheGoat
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I will comment on the ticket argument (if Martin won't lol). I cannot fathom anyone looking at Midway Mania and deeming it worthy of sharing the rank of POTC, Haunted Mansion, Splash Mountain, Big Thunder, Small World, Kilimanjaro Safari, Imagination 1.0, Spaceship Earth, Horizons, World of Motion, Great Movie Ride, Tower of Terror, Mystic Manor, Radiator Springs Racers, Pirates Shanghai etc etc (i know i missed quite a few). All at least very high quality or even cream of the crop experiences all around. Or even older yet still fun and impressive E's such as Jungle Cruise, Tiki Room and Country Bears. There are different degrees of quality even among E tickets, but there is still a threshold of quality in them that TSMM is nowhere near touching.Well the land will have one E ticket one B ticket and one D ticket pretty solid land if you ask me
As @NearTheEars said, TSMM is at its core a basic dark ride inside an empty warehouse with video screens in place of show scenes. The general experience was also adapted into a home video game, which some might argue is a better way to experience it. I also wouldn't agree with the notion of "it isn't as good as riding the real thing" (I would normally agree in pretty much any other circumstance, but not in this case). Even if you do like the ride though, whoever decided that TSMM was worthy of E status (standing alongside any of the other E's I mentioned or others) is completely backwards and needs to rethink their standards. Completely unworthy of that and and should be kicked down multiple letter rankings. Not even D worthy, it's a C at best. And even then there are better C tickets out there IMO, the classic Fantasyland dark rides for instance (which I believe are C).
Granted this IS a company that recently spread nonsense about both 7DMT and Little Mermaid being E tickets (in reality 7DMT is a solid D and Mermaid is at best a meh C). Though at least internally they were only considered D's (which is more reasonable). The ridiculous thing is that someone internally at Disney actually does think TSMM is an E...
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