:shrug:
Anyway, I am a big hockey fan and that day I wore a new white T-Shirt with the Stanley Cup on the back and the teams that made the playoffs the year before. As we are next in line to board we get put in row 2 and I notice the woman from the couple in front of us is wearing enough make-up to put Tammy Faye Baker to shame.
As we complete the big drop at the end I look down to see how drenched I was and to my horror I see that the woman's Mascara is ALL over my shirt, enough to make me look like a Dalmation. I just about went nuclear and was going to wait until we got off the boat to read her the riot act about how stupid it was to be wearing that much makeup at an amusement park.
When the time came I jumped off first to be directly in front of them when they got out. As the woman stood and turned to face me, I completely broke down with laughter. Apparently I was pretty lucky only to get her mascara on my shirt as she definitely got the worst of the encounter. To put it nicely she looked like a bad tie dye t-shirt and by my reaction I think she knew it was bad.
I ended up apologizing to her for laughing at her but I also had to point out how she pretty much ruined my new shirt with what was left of hre face. I did get the satisfaction of knowing that she had to walk the gauntlet of other park visitors to get into the ladies and take care of herself.
Was I the jerk? Probably, but I did like that shirt when it was white.
The whole post starting from the spitting from Splash Mountain reminded me of a "moment" I had during my honeymoon. Now, I have been known to let a few cuss words fly when I get real angry, in public or not. It's not something I am proud of but we all have our little quirks I guess. Unfortunately I was "the person" in the story but in my mind I was A. right to be and B. shown that sometimes you can get some bit of satisfaction.Yeah thats what i mean! Swearing in public is tacky anyway.
Anyway, I am a big hockey fan and that day I wore a new white T-Shirt with the Stanley Cup on the back and the teams that made the playoffs the year before. As we are next in line to board we get put in row 2 and I notice the woman from the couple in front of us is wearing enough make-up to put Tammy Faye Baker to shame.
As we complete the big drop at the end I look down to see how drenched I was and to my horror I see that the woman's Mascara is ALL over my shirt, enough to make me look like a Dalmation. I just about went nuclear and was going to wait until we got off the boat to read her the riot act about how stupid it was to be wearing that much makeup at an amusement park.
When the time came I jumped off first to be directly in front of them when they got out. As the woman stood and turned to face me, I completely broke down with laughter. Apparently I was pretty lucky only to get her mascara on my shirt as she definitely got the worst of the encounter. To put it nicely she looked like a bad tie dye t-shirt and by my reaction I think she knew it was bad.
I ended up apologizing to her for laughing at her but I also had to point out how she pretty much ruined my new shirt with what was left of hre face. I did get the satisfaction of knowing that she had to walk the gauntlet of other park visitors to get into the ladies and take care of herself.
Was I the jerk? Probably, but I did like that shirt when it was white.