Well, let's see, I could tell the story about the family who changed their son's diaper on a packed monorail after what was an apparently an epic #2, and when they realized there was no trashcan, just left it....There's the story of a guy completely wasted dressed as Snow White, (and NO not during MNSSHP season)that hopped on our bus leaving Pleasure Island back to Riverside, and tried to drive off with the bellhop luggage cart before security caught up with him, but this one just blows my mind, here goes....
It was an extremely slow EMH evening @ the Magic Kingdom, my family & I are between Paco's Bill's & Country Bears. Coming from the opposite direction is this woman with group of people, and you can tell right off the bat, she's clearly not in a good mood. She's pushing one of the SUV-sized rent-a-strollers, and I have no idea where she was going, but she was definitely in a hurry to get there. In the stroller, was her daughter, I would have to guess 4, maybe 5ish, and she's eating ice cream, wide-eyed with wonderment....and then it happens.
Someone else in her group yells at her to slow down because they stopped for souvenirs. Then came sickening SPLAT. She was going at such a pace, when she stopped, her daughter was launched out of the stroller like a cannonball, face-planted on the asphalt. It gets worse. Not only did she not realize what had happened, she started going full speed ahead again, and ran her child over like she was a speed bump. TWICE. So what people were around started to move in, including us. She picks up her child, knocked out senseless, BY THE LEG, and berates her screaming over and over, "How many times do I have to tell you, stay in your stroller, because now I have to do this, why do you always have to embarrass me in public like this, when will you ever learn your lesson!" as she just beats the crap out of her, upside-down, before throwing her back in the stroller. Anybody who tried to step in was greeted with F-Bombs and a hearty dose of "Don't tell me me how to raise my child". Un-freakin'-believable.