Describe an attraction….badly.

[Eric Graham]

Flying thought the world on your erector set from childhood.

 

[mf1972]

go on a cruise, see some animals, & get a rehash of all your dads jokes

 

[mf1972]

and coming soon!!! ride a futuristic motorcycle & ask yourself “does anyone even remember this movie?”

 

[Eric Graham]

Coming soon: A ride based in New Orleans Louisiana that doesnt even follow the plot of the movie.

 

[Eric Graham]

Ill bet the oldtimers in America remember all of the co-ops they had in the 1920's!

 

[Tha Realest]

You’re locked in a room for 15 minutes while a bunch of racial stereotypes screech at you

 

[King Panda 77]

Sit in a flying bucket so you can see all the backstage areas

 

[King Panda 77]

Walk to a train to see things which are all going to be history.

 

[Tha Realest]

Wait in excessively long lines to ride an attraction that has been poorly maintained

 

[King Panda 77]

Wait in excessively long lines to ride an attraction that has been poorly maintained

I thought we were only supposed to name one ride ?

 

[Eric Graham]

Sitting in a dark room watching mostly dead presidents jabber on about mostly nothing. But, hey it's air conditioned in the 100 degree heat you will face in Orlando!

 

[JohnD]

You're going to enjoy an obnoxiously loudmouth purple dinosaur and like it! No, not that dinosaur - a different one.

 

[EagleScout610]

Wait in excessively long lines to ride an attraction that has been poorly maintained

 

[mf1972]

sit in a boat, ride through an alien rain forest, & see a singing blue alien. then ask “what the hell just happened?”

 

[celluloid]

A wild mouse coaster in the poorly maintained planetarium.

 

[Brer Panther]

You’re locked in a room for 15 minutes while a bunch of racial stereotypes screech at you

What attraction is this referring to? The Tiki Room?

 

[Sharon&Susan]

Movie actor yells at door while a gang fight occurs behind him.

 

[Pepper's Ghost]

Get your neck, back, and butt violently violated while hurtling through a deep dark void.

I'm not sure this was an attraction. This sounds like something that should be reported to the authorities!

 

[Pepper's Ghost]

Ride through rocky formations on a kiddy choo-choo that everyone loves... but sadly probably won't exist for much longer.

 

[Tha Realest]

What attraction is this referring to? The Tiki Room?

Yes