Describe an attraction….badly.

[Dead2009]

You get to hear really bad jokes on a boat while exploring the jungle.

 

[GinaD613]

You think you’re taking a submarine ride, but you never descend below the surface. (now filled in)

 

[GinaD613]

You’re told you’re taking an elevator down to the ocean floor, but it’s just the same level of a giant fish tank (now traversed by clamshells)

 

[Evilgidgit]

Irresponsible funny robots break the space-time continuum.

 

[FettFan]

Postmodern explanations of the five senses replace the whimsy and creativity of actual imagination.

 

[larryz]

A chicken and a parrot reveal why there's no duck on the menu of the restaurant you just floated by.

 

[donnylambb]

people mover-start where you end wait what?

 

[Minthorne]

Going back to go forward there is no cake or toast, but if you pay attention you’ll understand it is about milk.

 

[Tha Realest]

Question your life choices as the most unimpressive doctor clumsily explains how you’re about to neural-link with an alien life form

 

[mf1972]

walk into a theater & watch a movie about bugs & then walk out of a theater freaking out over watching a movie about bugs

 

[graphite1326]

You’re told you’re taking an elevator down to the ocean floor, but it’s just the same level of a giant fish tank (now traversed by clamshells)

NOOOOooooooo that elevater didn't actually move? You have just ruined one of my favorite childhood memories.

 

[THEMEPARKPIONEER]

Fireworks go boom and lasers go dewt dewt all over the place

 

[Tha Realest]

A time traveler in a family that never ages breaks the fourth wall and endears himself to the audience by portraying himself as a folksy Everyman.

 

[mergatroid]

Wow that mother is very 'desirable'