Describe an attraction….badly.

[Disstevefan1]

It's not a spaceship nor is it a hotel, there are no windows, it has a shuttle that looks like a shuttle craft on the inside and a box truck on the outside and its VERY expensive to stay in and closed soon after it opened.

 

[FettFan]

The spirit of Tomorrow: 50 year old petrol-powered Go-Karts.

 

[Screamface]

People in costumes walking or dancing on trucks block you from getting to the ride you want to go on that now has a lowered wait time.

 

[mf1972]

when you’re on a boat & see a singing snowman, u know it’s time to stop drinking around the world at epcot. just let it go.

 

[TomboyJanet]

Check into a hotel which has no visible rooms and instead have the elevator take you to space (possibly??) but without a restaurant and then fall.....with style!

Or conversely, Ride an elevator and have some guy you can't see talk to you in a scary voice, see a bunch of stuff, and come back down but faster.

 

[TomboyJanet]

People in costumes walking or dancing on trucks block you from getting to the ride you want to go on that now has a lowered wait time.

TOO TRUE! or In DHS's case waving from a bunch of gaudily decorated Camaros from the 10's

 

[tatergator1]

Take a seat while magnets and electricity lazily guide you on a journey viewing outdated mock-ups, including an imaginary city. Enjoy captivating views of gift shop customers; spend a lot of time in the dark, briefly enjoying screams from terrified coaster riders; and try to make sense of a shockingly neon space/alien scene. Feel accomplished that you ended up in the exact same spot you started and stayed dry for 10 minutes during the brief afternoon thunderstorm.

 

[S.I.R. the Robot]

try to make sense of a shockingly neon space/alien scene.

And an indignant (and hot) purple robot who really needs a lozenge in a crabmobile

 

[The Colonel]

Be amused that the animatronic is more intelligent than the real -life version.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

Come to a garden and sit with a statue of a guy who's dream is literally slapped in his face.

 

[S.I.R. the Robot]

The only ride that goes upside down.

 

[UniversalIsMid98]

Mice star in a cartoon playing inside of a movie theater, something goes wrong, but guests go through the cartoon world and explore their adventure

 

[TomboyJanet]

For California:
Get in the worlds most roomy jeep and fight to get the steering wheel seat only to realize it doesn't turn like in Mr. Toad since It is just a handbar in purpose. Then Have a god dangle a reward in your face only to try to kill you for looking into its face. Try to figure out why it's so hard to get a headlight to work and why an ancient temple seems to be built for vehicles too heavy for most rope bridges, almost get curshed and then have a guy make a pun diminishing all the danger he probably put you through

 

[Dead2009]

You get to hear really bad jokes on a boat while exploring the jungle.

 

[GinaD613]

You think you’re taking a submarine ride, but you never descend below the surface. (now filled in)

 

[GinaD613]

You’re told you’re taking an elevator down to the ocean floor, but it’s just the same level of a giant fish tank (now traversed by clamshells)

 

[Evilgidgit]

Irresponsible funny robots break the space-time continuum.

 

[FettFan]

Postmodern explanations of the five senses replace the whimsy and creativity of actual imagination.

 

[larryz]

A chicken and a parrot reveal why there's no duck on the menu of the restaurant you just floated by.

 

[donnylambb]

people mover-start where you end wait what?