Describe an attraction….badly.

[Club Cooloholic]

A glimpse of 90s fashion....with puppets!

 

[mf1972]

hop in a car, see a frog, & go to hell

 

[celluloid]

Witness how we never filmed the movie 40 years ago, just the bolder part if there is bad weather.

 

[larryz]

Strap yourself into a big truck, endure loud noises, and get beat up in the dark by extinct reptiles.

 

[Smiley/OCD]

Sit in a nice, cool, rotating theatre looking at kids trying to figure out what lumbago and sarsaparilla is…

 

[celluloid]

Now it is a physical dynamic of a simulated set of tests your car may go through, on a real dynamic track where nothing happens except a Tron like aesthetic, but we have that now elsewhere.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

A stunt show where they have over 34 years of 2nd unit footage.

 

[SteamboatJoe]

Spin.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

A Crappy place for Rapunzle...

 

[celluloid]

Find yourself on an island that is not quite a playground and see the ADA compliance of yesteryear. Find out who in your party is clastrophibic, heavier than a barrel's boyancy and spend hours here as leaving is kind of the same process as getting here.

 

[Worldlover71]

Watch your family get nauseated while sitting in a ceramic drinking vessel.

 

[mf1972]

sit in a boat, see some plants, try to take a cucumber home as a souvenir

 

[Mr Ferret 75]

Get on a boat. Don't see any frozen characters.

 

[vikescaper]

Drive a 1970’s era go-kart along a fixed track and inhale engine exhaust.

 

[Figgy1]

Worst hotel ever! Not only is everything out of date and hasn't been cleaned in ages but the elevator is also broken

 

[EagleScout610]

18th Century men in flamboyant outfits sing an awful song at a 21st Century captive audience in boats

Maelstrom?

 

[EagleScout610]

There's a man who ran America. And another man who ran America. And yet another man.....

 

[celluloid]

Come see a country in full circle, well half circle, unless it is one of the showtimes we terribly retcon a story.

 

[Smooth]

Another boat ride. Look at fake animals.

 

[Mr Ferret 75]

Go back in time . Try not to hurl.