Describe an attraction….badly.

[jloucks]

Get your neck, back, and butt violently violated while hurtling through a deep dark void.

 

[Smiley/OCD]

Get on a boat only to see firsthand that there’s really no difference between the front side and back side of water…

 

[FettFan]

Visitors attend a world history lecture, only to spend the last bit of it staring at a screen.

 

[mf1972]

sit in an auditorium with bugs. have the living daylights scared out of by the bugs. proceed to kill any bugs u come across with afterwards

 

[FettFan]

Randy duck ditches his girlfriend and his buddies to pick up random women south of the border.

 

[Club Cooloholic]

Hop on a riverboat with a few hundred strangers to take a 20 minute half mile trip to nowhere. PS...no booze served on this cruise.

 

[Fox&Hound]

I love this

Watch a bear look for food in the rain and then he falls asleep and has a nightmare

 

[mf1972]

enter a creepy decrepit hotel elevator, lose your lunch when it drops, & catch it when u go back up

 

[Fox&Hound]

Listen to a confused seagull tell a story about a woman who, after helping a teenager fall in love, gets electrocuted

Board a bullied animal and fly in circles

Help the owners of power plant light their city

Join a kid who refuses to grow up take children from their bedroom and then watch them get kidnapped by pirates

 

[EagleScout610]

Go grocery shopping

 

[BuddyThomas]

Wait in a line for two hours and ride on a vehicle for two minutes.

 

[celluloid]

Enjoy realizing why soda stopped where it is in The United States and torture tastebuds for the illusion of believing that this must be what others enjoy.

 

[BuddyThomas]

Enjoy listening to a group of people sing old songs in perfect harmony and then go sit in a giant air conditioned theatre for a long nap.

 

[celluloid]

Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln and The Funky Bunch at Liberty Square.

 

[vikescaper]

Strap yourself into a centrifuge for a simulated journey to Mars. Along the way, you will have to push buttons that actually don’t do anything. Be careful not to look to the side as your lunch may be ejected from your mouth. If that sounds too crazy, you can also experience a nice leisurely flight over the planet. Don’t worry because on this version, you still get to push the buttons that don’t do anything.

 

[jloucks]

Wait in a line for two hours and ride on a vehicle for two minutes.

Too soon!

 

[The Colonel]

A short and mild roller coaster ride through the world of an attractive Caucasian orphan girl who runs away from her abusive step mother and is enslaved by seven jewel miners who happen to be little people. Merriment ensues.

 

[Brer Panther]

A clip show of songs from Disney movies, but with Donald Duck shoved in.

 

[celluloid]

Welcome to the Park that was once what people dreamed the future could hold, that became a children science center of the 90s, and now through the power of people with no creative trust, has become what they think a theme park should be.

 

[Eric Graham]

Jim Henson's sock puppets ambush a show.