Describe an attraction….badly.

[DisAl]

A wetter ride. (Kali River Rapids)

 

[FettFan]

In a world where OSHA doesn't exist, random theme park visitors are placed in immediate life-threatening danger in the name of advancing the scientific industrial complex.

 

[celluloid]

If the elephant or angled higher rockets did not entertain you, see if the wabbling makes it more fun as you assist in ruining the view of Adventureland.

 

[TomboyJanet]

Aerosmith gives you backstage passes and a limo driven by a drunk guy who goes on a rampage in downtown LA. When you arrive you never get to meet Aerosmith and find out it's only a gift shop

 

[Club Cooloholic]

Travel back to the age of the dinosaurs, but for some reason you can't help but think that old ride about oil did dinos better.

 

[Tha Realest]

Travel to an intergalactic travel expo and watch as a sex offender is sent to a hostile alien planet before an alien terrorizes you while you’re trapped in a chair.

 

[TomboyJanet]

A Crappy place for Rapunzle...

Is that the Rapunzel women's restroom

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

Is that the Rapunzel women's restroom

Yep..And not a smart one for the unsuspected guest thinking it's a Meet and greet..

 

[mf1972]

ride backwards in space as you listen to some kick a** music

 

[vikescaper]

Travel back in time when you step foot in a retro themed restroom. While you are taking care of business, enjoy background music from a beloved long-gone attraction.

 

[Chip Chipperson]

It's Triceratops Spin, but with elephants.

 

[Nunu]

Take your kids on an innocent looking ride, only to have them traumatized for life by an old lady with a wart on her nose.

 

[King Capybara 77]

It's Dumbo the flying elephant, but with Triceratops.

 

[Brer Panther]

Sit in a boat and watch the Frozen characters... just sort of do stuff.

 

[celluloid]

Eat some food that is lightly themed quick service as you have an inappropriate child material owning voice actor DJ your disappointment that this was not the cantina.

 

[vikescaper]

Attend a movie based sales pitch on the planet you currently reside on.

 

[Pepper's Ghost]

Take a ride through the movies... "Boomer movies" that no young person cares about.

 

[celluloid]

What if Mickey Mouse Cartoons looked like Ren and Stimpy projected on walls like a Costco? Come into a gorgeous facade and find just that.

 

["El Gran Magnifico"]

It's a fake tree. It has stairs.

You climb up the stairs to get to the top of the fake tree. And that's it.

Sometimes there's a line for that. Not often though.

 

[mf1972]

get strapped into a chair while a little blue alien runs amuck, & i hope u like the smell of chili dogs