Describe an attraction….badly.

[celluloid]

Take a tour of an stately retirement home you probably won't be able to join.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

Spaceballs: The Ride

 

[Minthorne]

Round and round, a little up and down, in a grey fiberglass animal.

 

[Weather_Lady]

Rich teen who lives in a restaurant forces guests to engage in nonstop reenactments of the day she met her sugar daddy, for her own pleasure.

It's a tale as old as time...

 

[Chip Chipperson]

Slowly move along a track while shooting the letter "Z" as many times as you can.

 

[Brer Panther]

Sit inside a car shaped like a rat, which promptly parks you in front of a screen playing a frantic short film starring characters from a beloved PIXAR movie.

 

[esskay]

Sit in an incredibly uncomfortable bumpy car while someone screams in your ear as you drive through the rainforest at night, now with seizure enducing lights!

 

[Club Cooloholic]

Walk around an abandoned island named after the town punk kid.

 

[Marc Davis Fan]

Get inside Mickey's head while he's tripping on something, but it turns into a bad trip, but it turns into a good trip again, and then he drives a boat.

 

[The Colonel]

Time traveling dad humiliates his family over most of the 20th century. Then starts a fire.

 

[celluloid]

It's like that one we built years ago, only this time targets are presented on a bunch of flat screen panels, and we control the pointless spinning.

 

[mf1972]

visit an old house badly in need of cleaning with 999 other guests & fall out of a window when oddly everyone is happy to see you

 

[Santa Raccoon 77]

Fry yourself to death for an alligators consumption whilst debating if it's a ride or transport.

 

[Doberge]

No line walk through of a 5 story house without elevator built by a now culturally irrelevant family no one know one really cares about any more.

 

[larryz]

Get in a boat to watch vegetables grow.

 

[Doberge]

Have you ever watched Star Wars and thought "wouldn't it be fun if they let a preschooler pilot the MF and crash the thing?" Yes? Then I have a ride for you...

 

[Pepper's Ghost]

visit an old house badly in need of cleaning with 999 other guests & fall out of a window when oddly everyone is happy to see you

Ride through an old house where some dude keeps telling you there are 999 dead folks roaming around, but you can never count more than 186. Then as you leave he says one is gonna follow you home, which then means there's only 998 ghosts. But as the next person leaves the house, there's only 997 ghosts. Somehow the numbers don't work in this old house.

 

[larryz]

Ride through an old house where some dude keeps telling you there are 999 dead folks roaming around, but you can never count more than 186. Then as you leave he says one is gonna follow you home, which then means there's only 998 ghosts. But as the next person leaves the house, there's only 997 ghosts. Somehow the numbers don't work in this old house.

So, it's like "This Old House" but nothing ever gets fixed.

 

[SteveAZee]

Sit in a stationary theater watching 40 some odd mostly dead people nod and shift on their feet.

 

[The Colonel]

A jarring truck ride though a menagerie of extremely drugged animals for your viewing pleasure.