Cheesy WDW Pickup lines?

CThaddeus

CThaddeus

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I'll most likely get banned for this, but here are the ones that came to me on the way home from work:
My Mouse ain't that Minnie.
I got a Tower that'll really terrify you.
Play your cards right and Indy ain't the only one who will be dodging large balls tonight.
It don't just Sound Dangerous, baby.
Wanna ride another wooden horse?
There's a python in the boat and he's developed a crush on you.
I got your World of Motion right here.
My maraccas are the real Gran Fiesta.
Get ready for an American Adventure you won't forget.
By the time I get done with you, you'll be calling it O-O-O Canada.
You wanna see some real 3-D action?
Mr. Serling ain't the only Rod in here, baby.
Wanna probe depths seldom seen by man?
That Swiss Family ain't got nothin' on my Treehouse.

Sad what I can do with 30 minutes in a car, isn't it. And I still had to censor myself on a few.
 
aladdinjrstar

aladdinjrstar

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CThaddeus said:
I'll most likely get banned for this, but here are the ones that came to me on the way home from work:
My Mouse ain't that Minnie.
I got a Tower that'll really terrify you.
Play your cards right and Indy ain't the only one who will be dodging large balls tonight.
It don't just Sound Dangerous, baby.
Wanna ride another wooden horse?
There's a python in the boat and he's developed a crush on you.
I got your World of Motion right here.
My maraccas are the real Gran Fiesta.
Get ready for an American Adventure you won't forget.
By the time I get done with you, you'll be calling it O-O-O Canada.
You wanna see some real 3-D action?
Mr. Serling ain't the only Rod in here, baby.
Wanna probe depths seldom seen by man?
That Swiss Family ain't got nothin' on my Treehouse.

Sad what I can do with 30 minutes in a car, isn't it. And I still had to censor myself on a few.
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You are baddd!!! LOL!!! I love the first and second one!
 
CThaddeus

CThaddeus

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I didn't actually send any truly dirty ones to Mr. Bill. But, by popular demand, here they are:

I hear The Making of Me is interactive now. Wanna check it out with me?
Wanna take a ride on my Monorail?
You ain't been on all the Mountains till you've been on mine.
Check out the Thunder in my Mountain, baby.
There's a Splash at the end of my Mountain, too.
This train is ready to pull into the station.
Baby, you could rock my rollercoaster.
I got a Tree full of Life, too.

But, as mentioned in the previous post, I did censor myself on a few. Here's the edited-for-TV versions:

Think Fantasmic!
Yeah, I got a show, too. It's called _________. Don't sit too close or you might get wet.
"Time to take matters into my own ___________."

And some thought the "suck" thread was offensive...I'm a baaaaaad boy, Abbott. And sadly, I'm sure I can come up with more.
 
brkgnews

brkgnews

Well-Known Member
WEDisney said:
Please stand clear of my draws... Por favor mantenganse alejado de mi dibuja

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Now that's funny -- I don't care who ya are.

Hmmm... maybe I should start trying out that "million dreams" line. Y'all really seem to be falling for it. :lookaroun
 
Dsnyguy75

Dsnyguy75

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Geez... All these great lines.... All the dirty girls... and one single man looking for someone to try them out on.... I mean being at the world all the time, i kinda gotta be careful.... *laugh* wouldn't want to OFFEND anyone! *laugh* but these are all wonderful to share with friends...

:sohappy: :lol: :sohappy: :lol: :sohappy: :lol: :sohappy:
 
dopey

dopey

New Member
These all worked on my girlfriend:

Let’s go to the Hall of Presidents to see President Johnson!
Forget Aladdin; I wanna ride your magic carpet!
I’ll let you steer Steamboat Willie.
The Affection Section has been moved to my hotel room.
If you go digging at my Boneyard, you’ll like what you come up with.
Mike Wazowski isn’t the only one-eyed monster on the Laugh Floor.
You can go up and down on my Tower of Terror any day.
I got your Nighttime Spectacular right here.

(I didn't post a couple of the REALLY good ones. Being a gentleman and all.) :animwink:
 
maggiegrace1

maggiegrace1

Well-Known Member
dopey said:
These all worked on my girlfriend:
:cry: ..Are you cheating on me?;)
Let’s go to the Hall of Presidents to see President Johnson!
Forget Aladdin; I wanna ride your magic carpet!
I’ll let you steer Steamboat Willie.
The Affection Section has been moved to my hotel room.
If you go digging at my Boneyard, you’ll like what you come up with.
Mike Wazowski isn’t the only one-eyed monster on the Laugh Floor.
You can go up and down on my Tower of Terror any day.
I got your Nighttime Spectacular right here.

(I didn't post a couple of the REALLY good ones. Being a gentleman and all.) :animwink:
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Of course...:lookaroun

Like the Mike Wazowski one..:)
 
erasure fan1

erasure fan1

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Seeing you make this the happiest celabration on earth.

Wow you must be the new Kodak picture spot.:brick:

Would you like to go to my adventure land? I have a very tasty dole whip.:lookaroun
 
bgraham34

bgraham34

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My friend and I went several years ago and he went to a cast member and said do you come here often. I said oh no you didn't. And she replied "no I just wear the skirt to keep me from having to sit down when i ______". I laughed really hard.
 

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