Chat Room Out of Action

[Ariel]

Originally posted by mightyduck


Yeah, we're both innocent...that's it...we've been set up...and lured...yeah...we said "no, no, that would be bad--we shouldn't" and we were made out to be less than innocent...

(do you think they're buying this, Ariel?)

(if we claim innocence, do we have to quit?)

No...we can claim innocence and still go on with it...I'm sure they'll buy it though...I think we can fool them...all along they say it was us after them but now the truth comes out!!

(did that sound good to you?)

 

[Ariel]

Originally posted by markymark
And you think you are fooling............................?

What exactly are you getting at with this? How should we innocent girls know?

 

[markymark]

Originally posted by Ariel


What exactly are you getting at with this? How should we innocent girls know?

Like I said

You think you are fooling.....................................?

 

[Ariel]

Originally posted by markymark


Like I said

You think you are fooling.....................................?

So you're not buying it huh? Oh well, can't blame me for trying can you?

 

[mightyduck]

Marky! I can't believe you think we're not innocents.... a young mermaid and little duck...just swimming around, minding our own business...

 

[Ariel]

Originally posted by mightyduck
Marky! I can't believe you think we're not innocents.... a young mermaid and little duck...just swimming around, minding our own business...

I know! I don't know what we did to deserve these accusations of not being innocent of all charges? I'm a little confused here.

 

[dopey]

witness for the prosecution is here.

 

[markymark]

Originally posted by mightyduck
Marky! I can't believe you think we're not innocents.... a young mermaid and little duck...just swimming around, minding our own business...

Oh!! I'm sorry, I MUST have been mistaken.


Yeah Right!!

 

[mightyduck]

Originally posted by markymark


Oh!! I'm sorry, I MUST have been mistaken.


Yeah Right!!

I'm sorry, guys, I ... I don't know what you're talking about...prosecution...

Ariel, can you make heads or tails of this?

 

[Ariel]

I am as clueless as you are Duck...I don't have the slighttes idea what they are talking about...
You know what I think? I think they are trying to take advantage of our innocent minds!!

 

[markymark]

::The Scene...a courtroom, and attractive lawyer looking exactly like Brad Pitt takes centre stage, glances over at the two "defendants"::

LAWYER: "Your honour, this is a case of hideous magnitude, a case of missapropriation and falsehood. A case where two ladies are acting in one way and claiming they act in another"

JUDGE: "Are you sure we need a jury?"

LAWYER: "No your honour, it is obvious they are guilty"

JUDGE: "Do you need any witnesses?"

LAWYER: "Just one m'lord......I call to the stand......DOPEY!!"

::gasps from the courtroom audience, as they KNOW what will be said next::

 

[The Mom]

After reading all of the s***** innuendos flying about, accusations of depravity, and protestations of innocence, I've come to a horrible realization. ITS ALL MY FAULT!!!! Instead of using my many,many, many years of experience to guide and lead the younger members (especially the ladies) of this forum on the straight and narrow path of threadhood,I have instead lead them down the garden path! It was my remark that started this whole twisted journey with it's final culmination in a (shudder) courtroom! What was I thinking! I sacrificed my intergrity for a sly double entendre. I'm so ashamed. Let me make a pledge to dedicate my days to keeping posters on the straight and narrow, to be clean in thought, word, & deed, to have a zero tolerance for thread drift, and to become incredibly boring hereafter! Oh, and to immediately become defensive and angry if anyone offers unsolicited information or advice, and forever ignore the rules of spelling and grammar.

 

[The Mom]

If any of you feel the previous post was directed at you, you're probably wrong!

And I lied about the spelling/grammar promise. It would be too difficult for me to purposely make mistakes. I'll stick to making them accidentally.

 

[markymark]

marcia - I am so impressed with the fact you have come out in the open, with such a truly moving statement. I just hope it isn't the threat of legal procedings that has brought this about

As far as the others you are talking about, I am very fond of them, as they know. BUT they have to take responsibility for their own actions! They are surely old enough to realise what they are doing

Also as you are no longer checking on grammar, is it OK for me to say loosing again?

 

[The Mom]

Originally posted by markymark
marcia - I am so impressed with the fact you have come out in the open, with such a truly moving statement. I just hope it isn't the threat of legal procedings that has brought this about

Bring them on! I thrive on adversarial proceedings!

Also as you are no longer checking on grammar, is it OK for me to say loosing again?

Marky, you can always play fast & loose with me!

 

[markymark]

Originally posted by marciahahn


Marky, you can always play fast & loose with me!

I thought all this was going to stop!!

 

[The Mom]

Originally posted by markymark
marcia - I am so impressed with the fact you have come out in the open, with such a truly moving statement. I just hope it isn't the threat of legal procedings that has brought this about

Bring them on! I thrive on adversarial proceedings!

This was posted incorrectly previously. Sorry!

 

[markymark]

Thats OK I'll put it down to your age!!!!




Oh God!! I'm going to pay for that one!!

 

[The Mom]

No, I know I'm old!

 

[markymark]

See now I feel all guilty!