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Ariel

Ariel

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I need a moment to ponder my response....but Mark, if you get to be Brad Pitt, who do you cast the rest of as?
 
Ariel

Ariel

Member
Originally posted by markymark
::The Scene...a courtroom, and attractive lawyer looking exactly like Brad Pitt takes centre stage, glances over at the two "defendats"::

LAWYER: "Your honour, this is a case of hideous magnitude, a case of missapropriation and falsehood. A case where two ladies are acting in one way and claiming they act in another"

JUDGE: "Are you sure we need a jury?"

LAWYER: "No your honour, it is obvious they are guilty"

JUDGE: "Do you need any witnesses?"

LAWYER: "Just one m'lord......I call to the stand......DOPEY!!"

::gasps from the courtroom audience, as they KNOW what will be said next::
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Actually Mark...I'm not quite sure if the audience will know what will be said. After all...I know I can speak for the duck and myself, that we are quite confused as to what you might be referring to? I for one would like to hear what Dopey has to say...
And anyway, you may have Dopey as a witness, but we've got Marcia!! ;)
 
Ariel

Ariel

Member
Originally posted by markymark
Marcia is quite clearly going mad! So she may not be a good witness.
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Here you go again with these comments that obviously make no sense!! Mark, it's obvious that Marcia knows exactly what she is talking about and will only be able to further prove our innocence and the guilt of not only you, but Dopey, Mr. Promey and yes, even DisneyFreak as well!! And I don't doubt there are others around that have had a hand in all of this. And just to think here we were minding our own business.... ;)
 
mightyduck

mightyduck

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Originally posted by marciahahn
After reading all of the s***** innuendos flying about, accusations of depravity, and protestations of innocence, I've come to a horrible realization. ITS ALL MY FAULT!!!! Instead of using my many,many, many years of experience to guide and lead the younger members (especially the ladies) of this forum on the straight and narrow path of threadhood,I have instead lead them down the garden path! It was my remark that started this whole twisted journey with it's final culmination in a (shudder) courtroom! What was I thinking! I sacrificed my intergrity for a sly double entendre.:( I'm so ashamed. :eek: Let me make a pledge to dedicate my days to keeping posters on the straight and narrow, to be clean in thought, word, & deed, to have a zero tolerance for thread drift, and to become incredibly boring hereafter!;) Oh, and to immediately become defensive and angry if anyone offers unsolicited information or advice, and forever ignore the rules of spelling and grammar. ;)
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ROTFL!
 
mightyduck

mightyduck

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Originally posted by Ariel


Here you go again with these comments that obviously make no sense!! Mark, it's obvious that Marcia knows exactly what she is talking about and will only be able to further prove our innocence and the guilt of not only you, but Dopey, Mr. Promey and yes, even DisneyFreak as well!! And I don't doubt there are others around that have had a hand in all of this. And just to think here we were minding our own business.... ;)
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You know, I blame Brightcheer and Dopey for this...

Looking back, it is clear that any post that cannot be explained away as an innocent, unintentional double entendre, is clearly Dopey impersonating the duck and the mermaid. Notice that he was the first to point a finger, hoping to remove suspicion from himself...
 
Ariel

Ariel

Member
Originally posted by mightyduck


You know, I blame Brightcheer and Dopey for this...

Looking back, it is clear that any post that cannot be explained away as an innocent, unintentional double entendre, is clearly Dopey impersonating the duck and the mermaid. Notice that he was the first to point a finger, hoping to remove suspicion from himself...
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AHA!!! I think you may have an idea here...and you know what? I am sure, absolutely positively sure, that Mark was in on it with him. They make it look as though they are trying to reform us...when all along it was them!! :eek:
 
markymark

markymark

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Oh ladies, ladies we really are scraping the barrell here aren't we? Look everyone reading this knows the REAL facts, all this blatant finger pointing will just not wash.

Look I personally stand by you all, as I always have, but sometimes you just have to come clean. Come on, we are all (?) friends here, we will forgive you both AS LONG AS YOU BEHAVE.
 
mightyduck

mightyduck

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Originally posted by markymark
Oh ladies, ladies we really are scraping the barrell here aren't we? Look everyone reading this knows the REAL facts, all this blatant finger pointing will just not wash.

Look I personally stand by you all, as I always have, but sometimes you just have to come clean. Come on, we are all (?) friends here, we will forgive you both AS LONG AS YOU BEHAVE.
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I have no idea what you're talking about...
 
Ariel

Ariel

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Originally posted by mightyduck


I have no idea what you're talking about...
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I am also completely clueless (I know Dopey can vouch for me on that one)...haven't we been behaving all along Duck? I'm starting to get really confused now.... :confused:
 
mightyduck

mightyduck

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Originally posted by Ariel


I am also completely clueless (I know Dopey can vouch for me on that one)...haven't we been behaving all along Duck? I'm starting to get really confused now.... :confused:
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Maybe their trying to trick us into misbehaving? :confused:

I'm not sure....
 
mightyduck

mightyduck

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Originally posted by markymark
I would never try to trick a lady into misbehaving. I usually try to ply her with alcohol!!!
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That's an ineffective approach with this duck...you should stick to tricking me into misbehaving... ;)

[hi, Mark!]
 
Ariel

Ariel

Member
Originally posted by markymark
I would never try to trick a lady into misbehaving. I usually try to ply her with alcohol!!!
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Somehow that is no surprise to me!! But as you know, most likely I'd just get sick and fall asleep, especially if I've been out in the sun. Better try something else Mark!
 
markymark

markymark

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Originally posted by Ariel


Somehow that is no surprise to me!! But as you know, most likely I'd just get sick and fall asleep, especially if I've been out in the sun. Better try something else Mark!
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Perhaps I should just rely on my own wonderful wit and personality - hey!! Its always worked in the past ;)
 
dopey

dopey

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Originally posted by markymark
::The Scene...a courtroom, and attractive lawyer looking exactly like Brad Pitt takes centre stage, glances over at the two "defendants"::

LAWYER: "Your honour, this is a case of hideous magnitude, a case of missapropriation and falsehood. A case where two ladies are acting in one way and claiming they act in another"

JUDGE: "Are you sure we need a jury?"

LAWYER: "No your honour, it is obvious they are guilty"

JUDGE: "Do you need any witnesses?"

LAWYER: "Just one m'lord......I call to the stand......DOPEY!!"

::gasps from the courtroom audience, as they KNOW what will be said next::
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(SCENE: All the women in the courtroom swoon, as the strikingly handsome witness saunters to the stand. He exudes a sensual appeal, charisma and charm rarely found in dwarfs.)

JUDGE: You've already been sworn in?

DOPEY: Yes, your honor.

JUDGE: So handsome. So polite. You are just too perfect, aren't you?

DOPEY: I am but a man, your honor.

LAWYER: Mr. Dopey. Please state your name for the record.

DOPEY: Begging your pardon, but didn't you just do that?

LAWYER: Silly me. Handsome, polite and smarter than the average lawyer. God, I wish I were you.

(DOPEY winks at the two ***y defendants. The COURT REPORTER momentarily catches DOPEY'S attention by slowly licking her lips and mouthing the words, "I want you so bad.")

LAWYER (cont'd.): Anyway, let's cut to the chase, shall we? What is your relationship to the defendants?

(A hush falls over the courtroom. ARIEL and MIGHTYDUCK gaze into DOPEY'S twinkling green eyes, searching for clues that might reveal their fate. Will they be vindicated? Or are they destined to become denizens of the penal sysem?)

DOPEY: Well, learned counsel, I have but one thing to say...
 
markymark

markymark

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Originally posted by dopey


(SCENE: All the women in the courtroom swoon, as the strikingly handsome witness saunters to the stand. He exudes a sensual appeal, charisma and charm rarely found in dwarfs.)

JUDGE: You've already been sworn in?

DOPEY: Yes, your honor.

JUDGE: So handsome. So polite. You are just too perfect, aren't you?

DOPEY: I am but a man, your honor.

LAWYER: Mr. Dopey. Please state your name for the record.

DOPEY: Begging your pardon, but didn't you just do that?

LAWYER: Silly me. Handsome, polite and smarter than the average lawyer. God, I wish I were you.

(DOPEY winks at the two ***y defendants. The COURT REPORTER momentarily catches DOPEY'S attention by slowly licking her lips and mouthing the words, "I want you so bad.")

LAWYER (cont'd.): Anyway, let's cut to the chase, shall we? What is your relationship to the defendants?

(A hush falls over the courtroom. ARIEL and MIGHTYDUCK gaze into DOPEY'S twinkling green eyes, searching for clues that might reveal their fate. Will they be vindicated? Or are they destined to become denizens of the penal sysem?)

DOPEY: Well, learned counsel, I have but one thing to say...
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And then his hideous flatulent problem returns!! ;)
 

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