The girls look cute and I have a weakness for Dolly Parton, Loretta Lynn, and other women of country. Adorable!
But if there's one tiny thing for Carrie Underwood I'm gonna lose my mind and eat an animatronic bear's hat. They threatened country pop. Yeah I consider country pop a threat. I've listened to it enough. The very existence of country pop is a threat.
In all honesty and not at all joking, I keep having strange nightmares of Trixie singing Before He Cheats. The volume is earsplitting and everyone is strangely happy about it, except me who keeps screaming for mercy.