It sounds like Tatooine is the best choose. I prefer Han or Chewy than Hondo.
Clearly they would have gone with Chewie except the fact that you can't friggin' understand him.
And Han? Which version of Han? The 70 year old version that Harrison Ford would probably not actually come back to play, the dead version of Han (since he's, you know, dead now!) or a young version of Han played by a different actor, so no one would care? Or Alden Erenreich, who would also be out of the "classic" timeframe and therefore would lead to just as many complaints?