What famous person could narrate Spaceship Earth as well as Jeremy Irons?

[backinaction]

william shatner

 

[ChrisFL]

Jeremy Clarkson.

HAHAHA, I could see that

"Thank the Phoenecians, they invented the alphabet, but the ENGLISH perfected it!!"

"Computers were in large rooms, and a go-go dancer? What, is benny hill going to come out next?"

 

[Bob Saget]

Gilbert Gottfried

 

[The Duck]

Gilbert Gottfried

Gottfried would work just fine. That is, until SSE caught fire.

 

[The Duck]

That would be the adult version of SSE! lol

If you want a truly filthy version of SSE, you'll need the master. Joe Pesci.

 

[spacemt354]

If you want a truly filthy version of SSE, you'll need the master. Joe Pesci.

Oh that's good, he is the master. Only thing with him is once he gets to the Rome scene, I bet he'll just go on a rant about Italians, and the rest of the ride narration will be about macaroni and the goodfellas lol

 

[TubaGeek]

Alan Rickman, anyone?

 

[ScorpionX]

... or Mufasa

I dunno... that may actually be a positive thing (using someone who has voiced a character).

They did it before with Jeremy Irons.

 

[dreamscometrue]

Peter Griffin

 

[Vader2112]

Morgan Freeman or Liam Neeson

 

[Vader2112]

If it's just a voice reading a script, I'd prefer they hire an anonymous radio broadcaster with a good voice, who needs the money and exposure more than a celebrity does.

How about Howard Stern? LOL Hoo Hoo I invented SSE Baba Booey.

 

[JiminyandTink]

Morgan Freeman or Liam Neeson

If it's Liam Neeson they'll have to change the story line to include the Romans kidnapping his daughter and have him go on a rampage looking for revenge

 

[JiminyandTink]

Why doesn't Stitch just narrate it

 

[ChrisFL]

Bobcat Golthwait

 

[gwhb75]

Stacey ("coming in at #10 on our must-include history of communications...the phonecians. Look at all the lazy letters in the lazy alphabet"). That is all.

 

[Cosmic Commando]

Put those touch screens to good use and let people pick their narrator! Then there would be room for Patrick Stewart, Neil deGrasse Tyson, James Earl Jones, etc. You could even have hidden menus to access the old narrations and some "interesting" ones like angry Sam Jackson.

 

[englanddg]

James Earl Jones

 

[The Empress Lilly]

Put those touch screens to good use and let people pick their narrator! Then there would be room for Patrick Stewart, Neil deGrasse Tyson, James Earl Jones, etc. You could even have hidden menus to access the old narrations and some "interesting" ones like angry Sam Jackson.

Awesome idea! But with Vic Perrin, Walter Cronkite and Jeremy Irons and Judi Dench.

And where the old narrations relate to removed scenes, they could show the scenes / something else relevant on the tv screen.

I want you in charge of giving SSE a Star Tours-esque makeover! It'll be a new ride every time, and the guests gets to pick what kind of ride. Feeling inspired? Get an old narration. Young children aboard? Use the Sesame Street narration.

 

[Beholder]

Christopher Lee

 

[HouCuseChickie]

Alan Rickman, anyone?

I ADORE Alan Rickman. Not an exact quote, but Kevin Smith once noted that the man could read the phone book and it would be riveting!