WDWMagic Bar-Room Brawl 2: Electric Bargaloo!

[WDWmazprty]

*lassos the segway from the bottom and trips up Disneyson*

*Disneyson falls onto the pavement*

*Love bugs proceed to swarm and eat him alive*

*I take an other drink and head over to MK*

 

[Disneyson 1]

"Ow! That's my limb!"

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Can hear Disneyson screaming from the Tiki room*

*Enjoys the harmony of all the birds*

*Takes another drink*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Limps over to the Tiki Room, where he uses his super-bird powers previously acquired to summon Stich in a hula outfit, who immediately spits on, farts on, and generally annoys WDWmazprty. While he's distracted, the Tiki Gods become angered by all the Stitch-a-brating...

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Can't....take.....stitch!!!!*

*Runs out of the Tiki room with fingers inmy ears*

*Tosses 3 molotov cocktails into Tiki room*

*Tiki room, birds, stitch, Disneyson, and gods all go up in a beautiful flames*

*Beauty is almost equal to the Wishes show*

*I take another drink*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Wakes up and remembers the beautiful 'fireworks' show from the night before*

*Goes for breakfast at Crystal Palace*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Wakes up after being burned alive the night before*

*Goes for breakfast at Crystal Palace*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Sees Disneyson walk in*

*Throws a full, hot coffee pot in his face*

*Face is scalded beyond belief and Disneyson falls back and smashes the window*

*I continue on with my breakfast*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Runs outside and puts scalded face into an ODV of cold ice water*

*Buys mask and accessories from ODV*

*Turns into Darth Dson*

*Flings sharp utensils at WDWmazprty*

*Uses Piglet as a shield*

*Heavy breathing*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Take Piglet and makes bacon out of him*

*Smashes Dsons helmet with a a baseball bat*

*Punches him in the stomch and throws him out*

*Goes to the buffet line for more french toast*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Tigger, seeing this act of horror displayed onto Piglet, proceeds to open a can of whoppin' on yo kiester.*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Chops off Tiggers bouncy tail and feeds it to him*

*Just for the fun of it I put Tigger on the grill too*

*I get up for more eggs*

 

[ndiniz]

*Raises an eyebrow for all the funny stuff that's been going on*

*Grabs Stitch and lets him wreak havoc on everyone*

 

[Disneyson 1]

AHHH! No more Stitch!!!!!

*a rumbling noise is heard*

THE DISNEY GODS HAVE BEEN ANGRED BY ALL THE CHARACTER ATTACKS

*lightning hits ndiniz, WDWmazprty, and all other people who ever partook in this thread*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Don't like the burn of lightning on my tush*

*I run over to get shelter in the castle, but not before slapping Disneyson in the face with a block of C-4*

*Head explodes everywhere and the Disney Gods are happy again*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Looks for others, hasn't seen anyone in awhile*

*What are they up to?*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Makes an offering of pins, plush and affordable timeshares to the Disney Gods, placing them upon the Altar of Magic/Dreams/Wishes/Whatever*

*The skies clear and F2BF invests in DVC*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Dragon living under the castle rises and eats WDWmazprty*

"Heh... dragon..."

 

[Disneyson 1]

*makes an offering of pins, plush and affordable timeshares to the disney gods, placing them upon the altar of magic/dreams/wishes/whatever*

*the skies clear and f2bf invests in dvc*

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

 

[Fun2BFree]

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

How dare you lower-case me, you grammatical charlatan. why i oughta uh oh you did it again oh nooooo

*Puts Disneyson in his patented submission maneuver, the Caps Lock*