WDWMagic Bar-Room Brawl 2: Electric Bargaloo!

[WDWmazprty]

*Dragon turned out to be malfunctioning dragon from Fantasmic in DL*

*I pop the head right off and begin to control the dragon myself*

*Stomp on Disneyson thoroughly*

*See F2BF at DVC booth*

*Smashes the booth*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Smooshed, I wriggle into the Dragon and make it burn itself. Then I go back onto the floor and the dragon slips on my smooshed remnants.*

*Freezes back together inside an ice cream ODV*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Freezes back together inside an ice cream ODV*

*Rather than suffer the horrible inevitability of ice-themed puns, F2BF locks the ODV shut and throws it into Lake Buena Vista*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Laughs at Disneysons demise*

*Dumps gasoline into Lake Buena Vista and lights it on fire*

*I get out and head over to DTD*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Is set on fire... again...*

*evaporates*

*condenses into self*

*falls from the sky onto F2BF*

*walks into Rainforest Cafe' just for the ambiance...*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*On the way to DTD I sense Disneyson going to Rainforest Cafe*

*I simply walk in, pick him up, and gore him on an elephant tusk during the thunderstorm sequence*

*I skip on over to DTD*

 

[Disneyson 1]

"AHHHHH!!!"

*Pulls himself out and walks to the place WDW's walking, the new balloon.*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*I sense someone is behind me*

*Continues walking to DTD whistling the Splash Mountain theme*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Suddenly turns around and chucks 4 chinese stars into Disneysons face*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Swish! Swish! Swish! Swish!*

*Dodges stars and chases WDWmazprty to the balloon*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Running as fast as possible I jump into the balloon with Disneyson on my tail*

*Disneyson grabs on the edge and hangs on*

*I take out my pocket knife and cut his fingers off causing him to fall 30 ft*

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

*walks in*

"I have the antidote"


*walks out*

 

[Disneyson 1]

"WHAT???"

*plummets to doom*

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

*crash*

*gets up and flings one of those stars nearly dodged moments ago and uses a fireworks launcher to shoot the balloon*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Star punctures the ballon causing it to plummett all the waydown right on top if Disneyson*

*I quickly get out and nuke the balloon*

*Head over to Pizza Planet*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Haven't seen EE or F2BFREE for awhile, what are they up to?*

 

[ndiniz]

*Gets smashed in the head by a giant Kermit the frog thing* *Recovers*

*Hides in one of the rooms at the caribbean beach resort*

*Grabs a 100 gallon tank of sprite and attaches a hose to it, and sprays everyone (especially WDWmazprty and Disneyson 1)*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Clogs hose with an industrial cork*

*Tank of sprite explodes all over ndiniz and ndiniz gets real sticky*

*Hits ndiniz with pillows and feathers stick*

*Throws ndiniz off of top floor of hotel to see if the feathers make him fly*

*They don't*

*I take another drink*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Pushes WDWmazprty off the balcony with newly-attached fingers*

*Sprays self with Sprite and covers self with feathers*

*Flies off the balcony to Pizza Planet*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*As I fall I see Disneyson pass me because the feathers didnt work and he's heavier than me*

*Disneyson makes a great cushion for my landing*

*I hear his vertebrae crack numerous times when I land on him*

*I leave him there twitching as I head over to Muppet Vision 3-D*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Grabs an ECV and speeds to Muppet Vision*