WDWMagic Bar-Room Brawl 2: Electric Bargaloo!

[WDWmazprty]

*Finds Disneyson running around the parks*

*Snipes him with a pox dart directly into his jugular*

*He immediatley grows a beak and feathers, starts laying eggs and breaks out in a horrible rash*

*I watch him peck himself to a pulp*

*I run to find the others*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Uses eggs as projectiles using an egg-launcher stolen from Midway Mania*

"I'm gonna - BAWK BAWK!!!! - get you for - BAWK BAWK!!!! - this!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Rides around the park racking up points*

*Rides into EPCOT, hitting at the targets (the others) and other random things (each panel on SSE is 50 pts, turn 10 over and the Little Girl pops out! Hit her and earn 1000 pts!!!)

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Sees Disneyson coming fast down Main Street, I ram him with segway*

*Both of us fall, but I get up and shoot him with his egg gun in the face, then take the segway and smash his beak with it*

*Runs away again to look for the others*

 

[Disneyson 1]

"My - BAWK!!!! - beak!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You'll DIE!!!!!"

*Starts producing spiked eggs and shoots them at WDWmazprty*

*Shoots at the Main Street windows on the way out (artist windows worth 500, original planners worth 1000!!)*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Underestimates Disneyson's egg laying ability*

*Gets a spiked one right in the but-tocks!*

*Throws a turkey leg into barrel of gun and gun backfires in Disneysons face*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Backfire blasts pies into face*

*Thank goodness that TSMM cars have 2 guns (doy!!)*

*Continues shooting WDWmazprty with the eggs all the way out onto the ticket and transportation center (ticket windows are worth 900 pts, angry tourists worth 1000!!!)*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Hits Disneyson in the head with a rock*

*Connects two trams with Disneysons body*

 

[ndiniz]

*Grabs a time machine from his inventory of items from the sims 3, and smashes everyone who's participated in this thread so far*

*WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Ends up in 1955, has mom fall in love with me, and fades out of existence*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Feels a disturbance in the force, like somehow time and space have been altered*

*Pays it no mind and continues to pull disney tram all over the parks with Disneyson being a connector*

 

[Disneyson 1]

"owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!"

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

*launches fireworks at everyone*

 

[Disneyson 1]

"This is so NOT magical nor wonderful nor beautiful OR exciting!! That's it!"

*Flotsam and Jetsam jet skis (yes, ON the pavement) swoop in to unhitch Disneyson, then start attacking the others. Soon enough, Ursula comes in and takes matters into her own test-- I mean, tentacles...*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Captures Ursula, Flotsam and Jotsam in net*

*Carves them up and puts them on the menu at Coral Reef*

*Takes Disneyson and ties him to the back of my now hemi-powwered segway*

*His body scrapes against the pavement*

*Disneyson can really say he's all over the park*

 

[Disneyson 1]

"I CAN?!?!?!?!!? OW! That was a churro. Oh, I can... Dangit."

*Sends the Pixie Hollow fairies after the group...*

*Celtic music begins to play*

*Silvermist (water fairy) proceeds to drown WDwmazprty from the inside out*

*Rosetta (flower fairy) unleashes a pack of carnivorous plants onto EE*

*Iridessa (light fairy) burns F2BF to the point that sunlight is coming out of all pores*

*Fawn (animal fairy) unleashes rabid squirrels and birds onto ndiniz*

*Vidia goths at GoofyDadKB until he commits suicide*

*k.hunter is smacked... again... by Tink*

*Terence (random dude fairy that carries around pixie dust) lifts everyone into the sky and then drops them.*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*continues to enjoy NOT being beaten to a bloody pulp and watching the fairies do his dirty work*

*Has a drink with extra pixie dust*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Bribes the fairies to look for Disneyson and the others and bring them to SSE*

*Everyone is locked in SSE which is now filled with flesh eating acid*

*Eveyone is wasting away while I pay off the fairies and take another drink*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*The Phoenicians triumphantly sail through the acid and pick us up. Unfortunately, they can't seem to find a way out...*

"Better start thanking the Phoenicians, guys!"

*Acid level rises, we rise to the 180 Top. Computer Programer helps Gutenberg up the incline, the Astronomer is drowning in an acid whirlpool, and we reach the hatch on top of the 180 Top. The little window girl, now a cyborg, pries the hatch open. Only 1 will survive...*

"See ya, guys!"

*EE pop out*

"Ummm..."

*Disneyson pops out also, and rides EE like a snowboard down SSE. The others are eaten by acid...*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Sees EE body get scraped up because Disneyson is riding him all the wat down SSE*

*I shoot Disneyson and he falls of EE splattering onto the pavement below*

*EE lands on top of Disneyson and wipes the stain off his pants*

*SSE erupts a geyser of acid and people*

 

[Disneyson 1]

"It's only a flesh wound!"

*Jumps onto a nearby Segway and gets outta there... unfortunately, he forgets that the segways at WDW go, like 2 miles per hour...*