WDWMagic Bar-Room Brawl 2: Electric Bargaloo!

[GoofyDadKB]

*runs over to the landscaping warehouse and grabs a wood chipper*

*puts Disnyson in the wood chipper and put him out of his misery*

*Drinks a beer while watching the chipper do what it does best*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Spits out beer as I laugh uncontrollably at Disneysons demise*

*Nukes WS lagoon*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*iz woodchips, but re-forms himself miraculously through the power of YOUR imagination*

Hey, thanks guys... hey! !?!?!?!?!

*Holds the two drunks in the air and beats their heads together rapidly, followed by a quick run on M:S and then Test Track (with the barrier test ACTUALLY "working")*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Gets up after crash, throws up all the beer on Disneyson, throws him on the track and runs him over again with car*

*Carries him to the weather testing part and pushes his face into a heat lamp*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Has a giant "suntan" on left cheek*

*Forces WDWmazprty to lick a metal pole in the cold room*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Has a giant "suntan" on left cheek*

*Forces WDWmazprty to lick a metal pole in the cold room*

*Rips tongue off, gets blow torch and cauterizes it back on*

OUCH!

*Takes same metal pole and breaks Disneysons legs in 3 places*

*Ties him to the pole and then sticks the end in an electrical socket*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Teleports in with his magical Judi-jitsu powers*

Hah. Hello weaker minds. I've come to demoralize all that is right with the world and basically hate on Disney. If you have a problem with this, I suggest that you leave the read now with your tails between your legs.

Now, where were we... ah, yes. The, ahm, "brawl".

*Moves all players into the corrosion chamber of Test Track, then activating the robot arms of acid. The players are unable to move.*

Have fun. Muh ha. Ha ha. Ha ha! Hah ha ha! Muh ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

*Disneyson stays there until he gets bored of his character*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Using my hidden ability of telekinesis, I lift everyone out of the corrosion chamber and free ourselves*

*Everyone gangs up on Disneyson ripping his limbs off and placing them in different areas of WDW*

*His torso and head placed in IASW*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Uses his Judi-jitsu powers to reform.*

So, you tried to use the power of music to stop IT'S A SMALL WORLD-

Agh. You tried to use the powers of music to stop me, eh?

Well, try this one on for size...

*You are trapped in a room with no windows, and no doors...*


Oh, I almost forgot...

Yours truly,
-NegaSon

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Incapacitates Disneysons judi-jitsu powers and breaks out of windowless, doorless room*

*Crushes larynx and drags him to SGE, superglues him to a seat and locks the door.*

*Nukes SGE*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*NegaSon, who escaped from SGE by taking off his pants and getting the heck out of there, now returns to the players with Tinker Bell capris on, smelling of chili dogs, and with a robotic Darth-Vader voice box.*

So you thought you could get rid of me that easily, did you? You think this is a game, don't you!?!?! Well, you're wrong. DeaIT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!!!!

... Dead wrong.

*The players are strapped into Space Mountain. It's pitch dark. Space Mountain, being unstable at this moment due to refurbishment, has some track that collapses. The asbestos-filled paneling is exposed, and falls onto the track creating barriers. You hold on for dear life...*

Ta-ta...

-NegaSon

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Disneyson tries desperately to reassemble himself, though he's still in a shocked position in Test Track...*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Knees Negawhatever right in the joy department*

*As he collapses, crying and inexplicably bleeding, F2BF gets on a Harley and rides off into the sunset*

 

[Figment1986]

*Appears in the bar, orders a drink*

 

[DMC-12]

*Appears in the bar, orders a drink*

*checks your ID*

*tosses you out*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Sees Figment get tossed out, gets ID ready*

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

*walks into Bar*

*orders eggs*

*throws eggs in your face*

*walks out*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Stabs Epcot Explorer in the back with kitchen knife as he walks out*

*Orders a beer*

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

*Stabs Epcot Explorer in the back with kitchen knife as he walks out*

*Orders a beer*

*yanks knife out of back*

*shanks you*

*sips your beer*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Holds Epcot Exp. eyse open and pours beer inside them*

*Staples eyelids shut and shoves him out the door*