WDWMagic Bar-Room Brawl 2: Electric Bargaloo!

[WDWmazprty]

*Getting stuffed*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Has an elegant meal at Tusker House with all of his favorite WDW Magic friends, then realizes that we have no bar*

Ummm...

*Nukes Tusker House*

*Proceeds to stash all members into a Wack-An-Alien machine and pwns them with a mallet.*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Mallot bounces off my overstuffed stomach and breaks the glass*

*Takes mallot and stuffs the end up his left nostril*

*Throws Disneyson into the lake by EE*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Sneezes mallet out of nostril*

*Climbs out of lake and up EE*

*Jury rigs Yeti*

*Puts on A mode*

*Yeti runs toward WDWmazprty, in Pizza Planet*

THIS is why they won't fix the Yeti...

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Jumps out of the way of Yeti*

*Bum rushes Disneyson to the ground and stuffs live grenade in his mouth*

*Staples his lips together*

*Runs away and remote detonates grenade*

*Looks for other members*


What a mess!:hurl:

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Abandons Pizza Planet and looks for the others - but not before stepping into the booby-trapped MerfCove...*

Waa? ... Whatthafu- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Sees Disneyson fly everwhere, gets a good laugh*

*Still looking for other members, they seem to be in hiding*

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

*Sneezes mallet out of nostril*

*Climbs out of lake and up EE*

*Jury rigs Yeti*

*Puts on A mode*

*Yeti runs toward WDWmazprty, in Pizza Planet*

THIS is why they won't fix the Yeti...

You climbed up me?:lookaroun

*shoots you*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Oooh, Epcot Explorer gives away his position, snipes him from afar*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Re-forms as if he's Spongebob*

Huh? Where were you hiding? Um, sorry about that whole EE confusion- I didn't mean it, honest, I swear! I meant E:E! Yeah, that's right! Umm...

RUN!!!

*Rides out into the lake of armageddon that is the World Showcase Lagoon in a jetski with multicolored flags running behind it*

I'd like to see you try to get me now! Heh-heh-heh!

*Produces sniper rifle and proceeds to swim around the perimeter of the lake, not only sniping them, but drenching everyone in my wake*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Quickly comes up from the bottom of the lake and overturns jetski*

*Makes Disneyson drink the toxic waste floating in WS Lagoon then sticks his head in the still running jetski engine*

*Heads over to Biergarten for some beer*

 

[GoofyDadKB]

*installs mines in the lake*

*watches disneyson go up in an explosion of water*

*finds EE and ties him up in a circle vision theater playing the destruction of Horizons over and over*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Comes up behind GoofyDad and whacks him across hi shsins with an iron bar*

*Runs away cackling heartily*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Osplodes in a fiery rage, and promptly swims out into lake and onto the fire barge*

Wait... what time is it... AHHHHH!

*Is engulfed in flames in perfect synchronization to Chaos of I:RoE (a very rare thing, to be in synch like that, right?)*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*I watch as Disneyson burns*

*Has another beer*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Explodes in various colors, and by "Celebration" climbs to the globe barge for safety. Still, he fails, as a globe petal comes down and dislodges his head*

 

[WDWmazprty]

Hilarious!

*I have another beer*

 

[GoofyDadKB]

Hilarious!

*I have another beer*

*Joins you for a beer*

*sets up bottle rockets to shoot at disneyson*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Gives GoofyDad a beer and gets road flares to be shot at Disneyson as well*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*Walks out of the lake after finding his head and screwing it back on, but his foot gets stuck on a firework-lava thing from the Chaos scene and accidentally drowns himself... again... as the others flare him to a pulp*