Piebald
Well-Known Member
Funny story...
I was greeting one day and two MILFS..err...women got into the queue with their 3 daughters. One woman was wearing a bikini top and I kindly asked her to put on her shirt and cover up. Usually if people questioned me, I would tell them it was simply not to stink up the seats with sweat (although it's a stupid excuse because it's not like it could not seep through a shirt or blouse).
Me - Ma'am, if I could just ask you to put on your shirt as shoes and shirts are required at all times.
MILF- You like my dont you?
Me- Ma'am, I'm just asking you to put on your shirt, it is one of our rules here.
MILF- You think they're nice, don't you?
Me- *shows map and points to the shirts and shoes rule* Ma'am, I'm just letting you know that a shirt is required. I know it's hot, trust me, I wish I was in my bathing suit, but it's for your safety as well".
MILF- *gets really close to me* and says, "It's ok to look, I know you like them"
She then grabs me and KISSES me. Yes, this guest KISSED me on the LIPS. My coordinator was not too far away and her face was just one of those ?? faces. The guests continue on into the queue and I am somewhat baffled by the incident. The coordinator comes and asks me what the hell just happened and I explained and she could not stop laughing. Everyone found out by the end of the day and I was just knighted as a total pimp because of it.
At the end of my shift when I was closing, the same coordinator came and let me know that the woman who kissed me had been escorted out of the park for mooning some folks at LMA. She was drunk and they kicked her out, I guess. She was drinking a beer when the incident with me happened so I'm going to assume she was drunk when it happened. I can imagine the events and conversations that took place later on in the day.
I was greeting one day and two MILFS..err...women got into the queue with their 3 daughters. One woman was wearing a bikini top and I kindly asked her to put on her shirt and cover up. Usually if people questioned me, I would tell them it was simply not to stink up the seats with sweat (although it's a stupid excuse because it's not like it could not seep through a shirt or blouse).
Me - Ma'am, if I could just ask you to put on your shirt as shoes and shirts are required at all times.
MILF- You like my dont you?
Me- Ma'am, I'm just asking you to put on your shirt, it is one of our rules here.
MILF- You think they're nice, don't you?
Me- *shows map and points to the shirts and shoes rule* Ma'am, I'm just letting you know that a shirt is required. I know it's hot, trust me, I wish I was in my bathing suit, but it's for your safety as well".
MILF- *gets really close to me* and says, "It's ok to look, I know you like them"
She then grabs me and KISSES me. Yes, this guest KISSED me on the LIPS. My coordinator was not too far away and her face was just one of those ?? faces. The guests continue on into the queue and I am somewhat baffled by the incident. The coordinator comes and asks me what the hell just happened and I explained and she could not stop laughing. Everyone found out by the end of the day and I was just knighted as a total pimp because of it.
At the end of my shift when I was closing, the same coordinator came and let me know that the woman who kissed me had been escorted out of the park for mooning some folks at LMA. She was drunk and they kicked her out, I guess. She was drinking a beer when the incident with me happened so I'm going to assume she was drunk when it happened. I can imagine the events and conversations that took place later on in the day.