TomboyJanet
Well-Known Member
Yeah but at least they have something happening in them that makes more sense than that. I could say in Pirates you explore a mystical cave go back in time and see what events caused that cave. Haunted Mansion you explore a haunted house and find out the Ghosts were expecting you and want to show you their lifestyle in hopes that you will join them when you die, as well as revealing some of the darker things that went on in that mansion in a sort of history lesson, since they are ghosts they don't see anything odd about this. Mr Toad seems like a dream sequence Mr Toad had when he fell asleep in his garage, OR Mr Toad is so crazy hell spat him back out. Splash Mountain's plot was obvious if you just listened to what Brer Rabbit said. Your place in the story is as his friends going along and accidentally getting mixed up with Brer Fox after the Buzzards let you into his lair. B. Rabbit saves you both by directing you and him to be chucked into his house, where he knows we'll be safe. EVEN the great movie ride had a hijacking plot that bent the fourth wall and wound up with you finally settling in the happier land of OZ.You clearly overstayed your welcome and deserve whatever comes to you!
Most rides don't make sense under scrutiny.
With this it's a combination of blunting a cool ride and just making it basically Toxic Positivity.