It's almost as if it's satire. Or a funny article in The Onion or Babylon Bee. But it's real. On live TV.
You could not make up this level of insanity if you tried.
Wasn't it bizarre? I hadn't stared slack jawed at the TV like that in many years. One of the weirdest and most bizarre spectacles of awful human behavior I'd seen play out on national TV ever.
Will Smith sucker-slapped a man for saying words. Workplace violence rules apparently don't apply in Hollywood.
Will Smith is quite clearly not well. He and his wife have a very publicly, um,
tenuous relationship. You want to feel badly for him, but the fact he laughed for the first few moments until he noticed his wife was upset, then stormed on stage and hit the man hosting the Oscars for a GI Jane joke and then seemed to have a small emotional melt down in his front row seat just makes you afraid for your safety if you are sitting near him.
His acceptance speech was utterly bizarre. You could kind of see his career flashing before his eyes as he tried to claim he was a protector of women. Or something.
Just when you think the Oscars couldn't get worse... And yet, this all played out in the last half hour of the show,
after the TV ratings had already tanked for the night!