So tonight, my mom and I were out, with me driving. I saw a bunch of cars stopped on the opposite side of the road, so I decided to slow down. Good thing I did, because one of the cars had hit a deer, and the deer stumbled out in front of my car. I slammed on the brakes and did not hit the deer, but the deer stumbled and ended up hitting my car. Thankfully, I didn't have any damage other than some gross deer hair on the side of the car.
But wait, this gets better....
We came home thinking great, gotta tell Dad we were hit by a deer (and it was that way, I was sitting still). We came home and tell my dad, "We were hit by a deer." And he said, "Oh, well, I hit a deer."
Turns out that the car that hit the deer was his car, and it pinballed off and hit my car. It was the same spot at the same time, and he knew that there was a car in the opposite lane. He just didn't pick up on the fact that it was my car because, well, there's a ton of silver Honda Civics on the road, and he thought my mom would drive. We've got a new idea for a Farmer's commercial: Deer pinball.
Neither of us has any damage. But my car is going to the car wash tomorrow.