The drama...
My 19 year old second cousin eloped with her military boyfriend and up and moved to Colorado. Her parents found out through Facebook.
One of my mom's cousins was thrown off a cruise ship after getting into an altercation with his wife.
And her other cousin (this guy's brother) never appeared for a DUI hearing in PA, so he had a warrant out for his arrest, and then left the country on the cruise, so he ended up getting labeled as a fugitive and got held in New Jersey (where the cruise left from) for five days.
So really, my attention to the stories instead of, well, work, was completely valid.
And that side of the family wonders why we don't have more to do with them...