My grandma came over today. She needed help with my step grandpa's life insurance policy (mostly understanding the claims form) so my dad and I helped her out with that (I work for an insurance company). Anyway, somehow it came up that I'm not a mother. The following conversation ensured:
Dad: Well, hopefully, you won't be a mother for a while yet.
Me: Or ever.
Dad: What do ya mean? You don't want kids?
As a side note, my dad never wanted kids; my mom had other ideas.
Me: No.
Dad: Well, how am I supposed to get grandkids?
This was news to me as my dad has never mentioned wanting grandkids, ever.
Me: Um, you're not.
Dad: No, you’ll have kids someday.
Me: Where is this coming from? You never wanted kids
Dad: Yeah, but I can give the grandkids back to you.
Grandma: It’s payback for all of the years of raising you. But I didn’t know you had a boyfriend.
Me: I don’t.
Grandma: Well, I know this nice young man…
Me: