News Splash Mountain retheme to Princess and the Frog - Tiana's Bayou Adventure

[Joel]

So....are we, the rider, going to be playing the role of salt?

We are the neighboring communities bolstered by the beloved brand that was built by the employee-owned cooperative.

 

[MisterPenguin]

So....are we, the rider, going to be playing the role of salt?

I hate rides that rope me into their narrative. Uh-oh, something's gone wrong! The salt has lost its flavor and with what can it be seasoned?!!? Let's find out!!!

I'd rather sit back and enjoy animatronic salt licks retell a familiar story, which must include the story's villain, the Morton salt girl!!1

 

[BubbaisSleep]

If you ride through those salt mines enough times in a row, you will be at high risk of high blood pressure, heart disease, and stroke.

 

[SteamboatJoe]

I hate rides that rope me into their narrative. Uh-oh, something's gone wrong! The salt has lost its flavor and with what can it be seasoned?!!? Let's find out!!!

I'd rather sit back and enjoy animatronic salt licks retell a familiar story, which must include the story's villain, the Morton salt girl!!1

"What if salt had feelings?"

 

[Midwest Elitist]

TBA -> To Be Announced

Salt mine -> Salty Fans

I'm telling you, someone behind the scenes is trolling the hell out of these people.

 

[kingdead]

The final drop could symbolize Tiana's dreams crashing as the average lifespan of a restaurant is only 3-5 years.
Possibilities are endless.

She married a prince... that restaurant is like the Queen's corgis, it's never going away. Although the economics of marrying royalty really doesn't need to be in the ride.

 

[celluloid]

The attraction will not even be close to being worth its weight in...Salt for Bob or anyone else.

 

[Basil of Baker Street]

Hopefully I'll be reimagined into a salt lamp instead of being digested.

 

[Animaniac93-98]

The final drop could symbolize Tiana's dreams crashing as the average lifespan of a restaurant is only 3-5 years.
Possibilities are endless.

Since the ride takes place in 1927, perhaps the big drop also represents the stock market crash of '29?

 

[JoeCamel]

Since the ride takes place in 1927, perhaps the big drop also represents the stock market crash of '29?

Is Tiana a flapper? Is her restaurant a speak? Is this why they brought demon rum into the Magic Kingdom??

 

[SteamboatJoe]

Is Tiana a flapper? Is her restaurant a speak? Is this why they brought demon rum into the Magic Kingdom??

Tiana's Rum Running log flume.

If it fails, Disney can aquire theme park rights to The Hobbit and refurb it into the escape from Mirkwood.

 

[Sir_Cliff]

Is Tiana a flapper? Is her restaurant a speak? Is this why they brought demon rum into the Magic Kingdom??

Tiana's Speakeasy (that seems to be her naming convention) could be fun! Maybe rework the Briar Patch store to be a discrete "secret" door in the side of the mountain/salt mine?

 

[EagleScout610]

If you ride through those salt mines enough times in a row, you will be at high risk of high blood pressure, heart disease, and stroke.

So if I ride through with unsalted fries, they'll become salted by the end, right?

 

[Br0ckford]

Tiana's Speakeasy (that seems to be her naming convention) could be fun! Maybe rework the Briar Patch store to be a discrete "secret" door in the side of the mountain/salt mine?

Right? They are boozing up MK so maybe they can hand you a drink at the beginning and you gotta chug it by the drop.

 

[Midwest Elitist]

Right? They are boozing up MK so maybe they can hand you a drink at the beginning and you gotta chug it by the drop.

That's the right way to experience the "Bayou Mist".

 

[Sir_Cliff]

That's the right way to experience the "Bayou Mist".

I kind of want to try a Bayou Mist...

 

[Riverrafter21]

That's the right way to experience the "Bayou Mist".

As long as your "Bayou Mist" is in a P&tF themed sipper

 

[Br0ckford]

As long as your "Bayou Mist" is in a P&tF themed sipper

And a glow cube but shaped like Ray

 

[Smiley/OCD]

There are few things as depressing as a book report assignment. Maybe other posters, like me, have PTSD from past assignments?

Yup hopefully it’s not one of those reports where it has to be x number of words and you have to keep counting to see if you hit the number or fill in with a lot of nonsense…from the “research” reports I’ve been reading about, it sounds like that’s exactly what’s going on…

 

[Smiley/OCD]

This is what I think of when we talk about salt…