:shrug: Laser Cannon? Yes!:lol:
You can't have a Laser Cannon! You'll shoot your eye out!
Hmmm. So making Space Mountain better isn't necessary? This looks like an argument for a Formidable Opponent! Me!
Servo, it's great to have you here.
It's an honor. You get that thing I sent you?
Ha ha! don't get me started! Anyways, have you heard they might not be doing that much with Space Mountain.
From who?
Well...nobody really, everyone is saying that.
So you don't know FOR SURE?
Well...technically yes, but it's pretty likely true.
That may be, but what you don't REALLY know can't hurt you.
What?
It's a relaunched.
So that means MUSIC?
No.
But you just said it was relaunched?
It was.
Then there's new track, lighting and such?
Maybe.
MAYBE!?!?!? Why don't they just say what you will or won't be doing?
Because what you don't know can't hurt you.
But why should I be hurt if it's relaunched? That means it's going to be bad right?
SHHHHHHhhh! Don't say that!
Why not?
Because everytime you do that, you're HURTING the rehab.
NOOOOO!
That just cost you new seats buster.
I'm confused...so we won't be getting a real big rehab, but if we talk bad about it we're hurting the rehab...that isn't really happening?
Oh, it's happening.
Then why aren't they going all out?
It's a classic right?
Of course.
You wouldn't want it to be bad right?
But it is bad now, with how out of shape it is.
Exactly, which is why it's getting a rehab.
But you keep insinuating that nothing will change?
Because it's a classic.
This is just circular logic...
Like Space Mountain...
Good point.
Let me put it this way, you like Coke right?
Sure, why not?
But aren't you getting a little sick of the taste?
A little. Where are you going with this?
Which is why I'm taking it away from you to change it.
MY COKE!
It's too late, you wanted it better.
So you're making it better?
Not really.
So it's going to be the same?
No, it's "Relaunched".
If you're not changing it, how can you call it "relaunched" then?
What? Soooo you DON'T want your newly Relaunched Coke, and want a SPRITE instead?
Ennnhhh, not really.
So you have no choice. See, it's all about supply and demand. You WANT a better Space Mountain Coke, so we oblige.
But you keep everything the same?
Because it's classic. And YOU don't want Universal Sprite.
Yeah, I guess....
Now what do you want?
Well, I want my Coke back.
Here you go, it's Relaunched.
REALLY!?!?! That's great!
*
Takes a sip*
Kind of...tastes the same though.
That's because it's classic.
Oh, I see. Wow you did a great job keeping it classic...and somehow new!
Relaunched. Your welcome.
*takes another sip*
Mmmm...You can REALLY taste the classic. And YOU SIR,
are a Formidable Opponent.