Which I believe they certainly won't sell. And will be a waste of taxpayer money anyway... :lookaroun
On one hand, if it does get approved, I and some at Imagineering would be proud, it'd kinda be enderaing if people loved Soarin' so much they'd be willing to spend Tax money on one of their own...
:lol:
But Disney will swoop down and inspect their methods of Flight, that's for sure.
So a crazed statesman comes and tries to bring back Soarin'...what other states have ideas to bring popular attractions to their state?
-Big Thunder Nevada: An exciting rush through legalized gambling and WaterWorks projects.
-Splash Maine: Singing Lobsters and Fishermen go on a wacky tale ending in a giant drop down GayMarriage Hill.
-Tower of Texas: A frighting journey through a dilapidated church, plummeting 13 stories down in Education Budget!
-Kentucky Midway Mania: From Jockey to Beggar, nobady's a winnah!
- New Jersey Laugh Floor: (No Comment)
-Expedition South Carolina: Journey through the foothills of the state, in search of the legendary senator!
-Utah Presents Countdown to Creationism: Pray or be Prey, as you avoid being smite'ed along with the Dinosaurs, wayyyy back 6,000 years ago!
-Rock N' Alaska Roller Coaster: RUSSIAN down the cold Alaska Night in a Stretch Pick up truck! But be careful, the Bridge to Nowhere is out and traffic is really jammed!
*Note: States lampooned for Comedy purposes only