I do think this ride will be better than a "B" by any definition. I think it's the WDW cynic in everyone that is giving this project such a hard time. I guess I'm just an optimist. I get that this isn't going to be a thrill ride, and I don't think it should be either. I think it will be a FUN ride. I also think that the swinging trains will be what sets this apart from kiddie coasters. Not in a 'thrilling' aspect, but in a fun aspect. It wont have as many animatronics and scenes as something like Pirates or HM, but I think it will be just as fun.
I like your wording here. You pretty much summarized exactly what the intent of this ride will be. Whether it's a B, C or D is just something for Imagineers and Fan Boys to toss around. If families and kids can enjoy it, and find it more appealing than the Do-It-Yourself Coaster Kit that is Barnstormer, it's a win.
If anyone is expecting a thrill ride in Fantasyland, they're nuts. I'm hopeful that they'll build us something that will make kids feel like grown-ups because they're riding a fun coaster with show scenes and characters...yet will also be visually appealing for us adults.
I think you put your finger on it. I've been wondering why I was so underwhelmed by DCA's Mermaid. The show sets and AA`s are superior to the other C tkt attractions in Fantasyland.. But it lacks the charm of Peter Pan and Alice, or even the atmosphere of Snow White. You are right...it feels very plastic, sterile, and lacks imagination.
I have seen this mentioned before but I wonder if much of the problem with the old dark rides vs the new ones has to do with the ADA requirements. Look at Pooh and Monster's INC and even Toy Story Mania where the sets a larger but farther away and the path the vehicle takes is larger. Even the vehicles themselves are larger. The path the vehicle takes is much broader and everything just gets out of proportion for a "small" dark ride. Part of my issue with the mermaid is that it seems like they stuck to the linear story to the detriment of the attraction. I would have like to have the "big" room toward the very end of the ride but the
big" room needed more real animatronics as opposed to all those plastic molds moving back and forth or spinning around.
I haven't experienced LM at DCA, so I can't speak for that exactly, but I've seen the videos and it does seem "sterile". I don't think it has anything to do with ADA though. That would only affect load/unload and vehicle size for the wheelchair pods only (and a few emerg exit paths throughout the ride).
What they're lacking in newer dark rides is intimacy and immersion. When you ride HM, you feel like you're alone. In Peter Pan, while you can see other ships, the lighting and sight lines are such that you're focused more on the show, and feel as if you're part of everything...and alone. Same even for Pooh and SWSA - the ride vehicles are separated just enough that you enjoy your own experience.
When I watch the videos, I see an entire building that's lit, and big, expansive, open show scenes. Maybe that's just the video though. I really need to experience WDW's version to see how it stacks up, in my own opinion.
Of course, the WDI legends that gave us classics like HM are long gone, and they'll never be replaced.