Ruin A Beloved Attraction!

[graphite1326]

Humm how to ruin an attraction --- lets see......

• Pour crude oil in The Seas
• Run Spaceship earth backwards
• Make It's a small world a 1 hour long attraction
• Turn the lights on in Haunted mansion
• Keep Stich's Great escape open indefinitely as is.

I think you nailed it.

 

[Matt_Black]

Meg is responsible for much of what is wrong with P&R today, she deserves all the opprobrium we can generate here.

The holidays are a time of forgiveness.

 

[twilight mitsuk]

rock'n'roller coaster starring off-kilter, no wait the lumberjacks

 

[jmancan]

• Rock n' Roller Coaster with Blood on the Dance Floor
• Spaceship Earth but the narration is replaced with loud screeching
• Mission Space where Gary Sinese has to sit next to you in the ride.
• Testes Track
• The Bland Pavilion
• Expedition Everest where you actually do fly off the track
• The Hall Of Presidents ft Pitbull
• The Enchanted Tiki Room with real birds that are (badly) trained to sing
• Soarin' over South Dakota

 

[Edward M]

Dinosaur has Elsa accidentally start the Ice Age that killed the dinosaurs.
Space Mountain blasts Let it Go with snowflake projections instead of stars.
Spaceship Earth is narrated by Olaf who is wondering what happens in the past.
Soarin' over Florida is just flying over retirement home complexes with a few shots of beaches.
Soarin' over New Jersey where you fly over the world's best landfills and scents immerse you in the experience.
Test Track is now Elsa's sleigh ride where Olaf learns to love Chevrolet.
Impressions De France is just the French insulting all the tourists in the theater.
Imagination replaces Figment with Olaf.
Living with the Land has a villain now. Man. Buckle up and learn about the environment being destroyed with Anna. The end has a big drop. Of course, the greenhouses are gutted for this.
The Tomorrowland speedway is made much safer for children. The cars don't move anymore.
Splash Mountain is now based on Zootopia. Follow Hops as she chases down the bad Fox and Bear through this strange land. It ends with a leap off a mountain to escape! In the end, you get the bad guys.
Alien Encounter is taken over by Stitch who spits, burps, and jumps on you.

 

[Brer Panther]

Uhh... This is the guy who voices Br'er Rabbit, Br'er Fox, and Mr. Bluebird.

He's also the singing voice for the father in Carousel of Progress..


And was the Singing voice of Pita Gabriel in Food Rocks.

And the Vultures, he confirms it in this interview:
http://saturdaymorningrewind.podbea...-animaniacs-the-looney-tunes-show-rock-sugar/

Maybe we should start a Jess Harnell Appreciation Thread.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

And the Vultures, he confirms it in this interview:
http://saturdaymorningrewind.podbea...-animaniacs-the-looney-tunes-show-rock-sugar/

Maybe we should start a Jess Harnell Appreciation Thread.

He's does...
The Safety Narration
Backup Singing for the Critters
Brer Rabbit
Brer Porcupine (Which sounds more like Wakko)
Mr Blue Bird
The Vultures

 

[Matt_Black]

Princess and the Frog

No, at least not the Judeo-Christian version of Hell. The "Friends on the Other Side" (most likely Loa) are not demons in the traditional sense.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

On the other hand, not many Disney films end with the villain literally being dragged down to Hell.

YOU WILL KNEEL BEFORE RAMSLEY!

If anyone gets this I applaud you....

 

[Brer Panther]

He's does...
The Safety Narration
Backup Singing for the Critters
Brer Rabbit
Brer Porcupine (Which sounds more like Wakko)
Mr Blue Bird
The Vultures

And I THINK he's Brer Fox, too. He's not Brer Fox in the Disneyland version, J.D. Hall does the voice there...

http://voice123.com/jdhall

It doesn't say whether or not J.D. Hall was Brer Fox in the Magic Kingdom version, too, but I'm guessing it's either him or Jess Harnell.

 

[captainmoch]

Spaceship Earth, except you don't go backwards during the descent and you have to hold on for dear life so you don't slide out of your seat.

 

[DisneyManOne]

YOU WILL KNEEL BEFORE RAMSLEY!

If anyone gets this I applaud you....

Thanks to the Nostalgia Critic, I get it. Terence Stamp, who played Zod in the original Superman movie, played Ramsley in The Haunted Mansion.

 

[Kate F]

Hi! New member!
Here are mine:
Test Track: max speed is 10mph
Rap N Roller Coaster
Living with the Land: Everything in the greenhouse is fake.
Kilimanjaro Safaris: With fake animals!
Space Mountain: Lights on permanently
Splash Mountain: Replace all of the animatronics with screens and remove the final drop entirely.
In fact, every dark ride now has screens instead of animatronics.
The Haunted Mansion: now just a typical walkthrough haunted house with no amazing effects.
Monorail: You now have to pay $5 every time you ride and there is only one running on each loop at all times.

 

[HonorableMention]

Sorry if I offend anyone with this...

Kilimanjaro Safari featuring Walter Palmer

And of course Pirates of the Pancreas

 

[NormC]

Expedition Everest: Elsa's Kingdom. Elsa has frozen the Yeti so he can no longer move and Marshmallow is ripping up the tracks. Bird on stick now replaced with a swinging Olaf in chains over a fire.

 

[JimW]

• Electric Scooter Test Track
• Hall of Disney Presidents
• Mission: SPAYED
• The Pooplemover

 

[Schneewittchen]

I'm sure my kids would love a Jake and the Neverland re-theming of Peter Pan's Flight. With a Tinkerbell princess party tea time play ground in the queues to make the 2 hour wait more bearable.

Not at all bitter about the Mr. Toad thing.....

 

[Brer Panther]

How about having George Lopez narrate Spaceship Earth?

Or would that be an improvement?

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

How about having George Lopez narrate Spaceship Earth?

Or would that be an improvement?

Just put his face on the screen while your riding....Kind of like how he was in that sharkboy movie thing...

 

[Brer Panther]

Or better yet, how about having the Hall of Presidents narrated by Gilbert Gottfried?