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Ruin A Beloved Attraction!

Matt_Black

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Here's something fun for the holiday weekend- take a fun, popular attraction, and make a change so it's terrible. And please, no sarcastic response. "Put Frozen in Maelstrom! Dur-hurr-hurr! Because they're already doing that! Derp."

I'll begin.

Trump Tower of Terror

" The last drop? It's gonna be yuuuuuuge."
 

Dead2009

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fox_198

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Splash Mountain -- to make it politically correct, all the characters' voices are replaced by generic white people's voices and the score is replaced by unfitting orchestral music. Oh and the huge drop? Forget about it. That's been replaced by a slow descent to the closing scene which is now completely devoid of any audio-animatronics. In fact, there are no more drops at all and the water level is so low that the logs barely move.
 

Arthur Wellesley

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Hall Of Presidents: Chipmunk Holiday Edition
For Nov - Dec only, Liberty Square's timeless patriotic show gets a yuletide overlay. Pretty much the same exact show we've all come to know...but all the voices (including narration) have been altered to resemble chipmunks. And to add a little bit of festive cheer to the show's conclusion, the presidents all lead the audience in a sing-along rendition of "Christmas Don't Be Late". (Lyndon B. Johnson still wants that hula hoop).
 

BrerJon

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Splash Mountain -- to make it politically correct, all the characters' voices are replaced by generic white people's voices and the score is replaced by unfitting orchestral music. Oh and the huge drop? Forget about it. That's been replaced by a slow descent to the closing scene which is now completely devoid of any audio-animatronics. In fact, there are no more drops at all and the water level is so low that the logs barely move.
Don't give them ideas! This is just the sort of thing Disney would do.
 

Cmdr_Crimson

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Alien Encounter: Starring Stitch!!....Oh Wait...AH I Got it Enchanted Tiki Room: Under new managem....Um......Ooo Journey Into The Lack of Imagination With Figment featuring no lack of Imagination, And one mediocre budget....*Sigh* You know I'm just sucky at this here's a monkey Farting rainbows....
 
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