Ruin A Beloved Attraction!

[mf1972]

winnie takes a p**h. we all know what a bear does in the woods

 

[ravensworth]

the living polluted seas. Fill the waters with floating islands of waste.

Disney should allow its guests to throw their plastic water bottles, wrappers etc... into the living seas so they can see where it goes in 'real time'

 

[ravensworth]

Ellen's universe of too many talk shows
The haunted mansion - keep it the same but have the actors from the ghost hunters show actually find a ghost!

 

[KBLovedDisney]

The haunted mansion - keep it the same but have the actors from the ghost hunters show actually find a ghost!

That. Would definitely ruin the ride.

 

[NickMaio]

Lights, Motor, Emission Test - Sponsored by VW

Haunted Mansion: Michael Jackson edition- After finally letting go of Captain EO, join Madame Leota in an attempt to speak to the deceased MJ

If You Had Wings- Sponsored by the TSA - Take a rolicking adventure through airport security on a 3 hour search and frisk, then see if you make your flight!

The Great Miramax Ride - Take an enlightening tour of the best Miramax movies ever made, like "She's All That" and "Sling Blade"

MICF - Monster's Inc. Cry Floor - Share sad stories with the monsters

Mickey's Pharmamagic - Spend 20 minutes on a 3D adventure through modern pharmaceutical company commercials

Soarin' over Beijing - Take a 15 minute tour over...well nothing because there's too much smog to see anything.

Thanks for this - I had a good chuckle

 

[FettFan]

The Lipton tea cups.

With James Lipton peeking out periodically from the tea kettle.

 

[Tony the Tigger]

Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin - now they shoot back!

 

[Walt Disney1955]

"Dumbo the heartbroken elephant"

Instead of flying around in a circle to nice music, it just sways you back and forth while the song "Baby Mine" plays

Hmmmm...................you know, that's actually sort of neat. I loved that song in the movie, most of us did love that scene. They have two Dumbos, so I hate to say it and I know it wasn't intentional but that isn't a terrible idea.

 

[Darth Figment]

Hall of presidents with HITLARY CLINTON

 

[Walt Disney1955]

Country Bear Jamboree getting a modern overhaul with "hip" bears singing about things only people under 20 would understand

Haunted Mansion with Eddie Murphy added

Tom Sawyer Island modernized in some way

Carousel of Progress having every scene updated so the show starts in the 1950s, 1970s, 1990s and then today.

 

[Andrew_Animatronic]

Small Thunder Mountain (must be under 48'').

 

[POLY LOVER]

Hall of presidents with HITLARY CLINTON

Hall of president with Donald Trump

 

[POLY LOVER]

Barn storm troopers.
Carousel of no progress, it keeps returning to the same first scene, over and over and over again.

 

[POLY LOVER]

It's tough to be a thug. Change the ride to mimic the movie death wish.

 

[WondersOfLife]

Humm how to ruin an attraction --- lets see......

• Keep Stich's Great escape open indefinitely as is.

Disney's got your back!

 

[Princess Leia]

Swiss Cheese Family Robinson- all of the leaves on the tree are replaced with Swiss cheese. Definitely a smart replacement for the hot Florida sun.

 

[KBLovedDisney]

Hmmmm...................you know, that's actually sort of neat. I loved that song in the movie, most of us did love that scene. They have two Dumbos, so I hate to say it and I know it wasn't intentional but that isn't a terrible idea.

The Cast Members would also hand out complimentary tissues after you ride.

 

[irishmom58]

Keep the lights on in Space Mountain.

haha have seen that a couple of times on the People Mover! Pretty cool.

 

[irishmom58]

Add uniformed and undercover Security standing guard inside/outside Hall of Presidents. Oh wait, that already has happened.

 

[nickys]

Easy!

Take flash photographs all the way round, whilst holding your iPad up above your head height so as to block the (reflected flash ruined) view of everyone else. All whilst talking through it all and telling everyone what comes next.