Pirates of the Caribbean Auctioneer/Redhead Changes NO POLITICS or SOCIAL ISSUES, PLEASE!

Cmdr_Crimson

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Glad to know I am not the only one who misses the original Captain. Don't get me wrong, Barbossa was cool...until they put him in the Part 4 costume. Now he just looks wimpy.
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Geeze they didn't make it look at least bit aged or trim his beard like in the movie..He looks like he's ready to show his parents his new marching band uniform.
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HMF

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Glad to know I am not the only one who misses the original Captain. Don't get me wrong, Barbossa was cool...until they put him in the Part 4 costume. Now he just looks wimpy.
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Yeah, why they put him in his British Privateer outfit in a ride called PIRATES of the Caribbean is a mystery to me.. Never mind the fact that the ride happens MUCH earlier in the timeline than the films.
 

Bairstow

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Yeah, why they put him in his British Privateer outfit in a ride called PIRATES of the Caribbean is a mystery to me.. Never mind the fact that the ride happens MUCH earlier in the timeline than the films.

Does the ride actually fit into the films in a particular way?
Do the films even follow a particular timeline?
I've only seen the first three and only remember the first one.
 

HMF

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Does the ride actually fit into the films in a particular way?
Do the films even follow a particular timeline?
I've only seen the first three and only remember the first one.
There is a "Very Rough" timeline which suggests the ride pre-dates the films both literally and figuratively.
 

KBLovedDisney

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Just had a theory: Since they are revamping the scene, what if it turns out as follows?

1) They remove the current auctioneer, replace him with Barbossa.

2) Put the original auctioneer on the Pirate ship after the drop in the ride (giving him back his old lines in a way)

3) They remove all of the pirates on the stairs opposite the new scene and replace them with characters from the film franchise (actually excluding Jack); Pintel and Ragetti will have a lot of the lines in that part along with Cotton's Parrot talking/repeating jokingly

...Something like this could work if they want to stay true to the Pirate films IMO
 

The_Jobu

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So with the other thread shifting into the political, any chance we can have a discussion about the actual change itself while keeping the social issues in the other thread?

The other thread for social discussion can be found here: http://forums.wdwmagic.com/threads/the-redhead-is-changing.928716/

As for this scene, I think they would be better off with a total wholesale change to the scene. The redhead is iconic, as is the auctioneer, but if the scene is inappropriate, why not retire them outright? What Imagineer wouldn't love the opportunity to create an entirely new scene for this space? It could be sword fighting pirates, or could be an explosion sequence, it could be a combination of all of them. Instead the new proposal appears to keep the characters but ignore the rolls they once played. That doesn't work as well (see Figment).

*typing quickly before fleeing the thread*

I agree. Just scrap the whole thing if it's too piratey and make a new story.

Stop editing someone else's story and just be creative and write a new one.

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BasiltheBatLord

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Glad to know I am not the only one who misses the original Captain. Don't get me wrong, Barbossa was cool...until they put him in the Part 4 costume. Now he just looks wimpy.
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Whoa, when did that happen? Is that at WDW only? I've never seen that before.

Losing the original Captain with the Frees audio is one of the worst things that's happened to this ride. Wish we could have him back. At least they kept (mostly) the same lines.
 

HMF

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Whoa, when did that happen? Is that at WDW only? I've never seen that before.

Losing the original Captain with the Frees audio is one of the worst things that's happened to this ride. Wish we could have him back. At least the kept (mostly) the same lines.
It's mercifully only ate WDW. DL still has "Classic" Barbossa.
 

HauntedMan

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HMF said:
There is a "Very Rough" timeline which suggests the ride pre-dates the films both literally and figuratively.

The ride and films clearly don't take place in the same world. All the more reason to get rid of the ill-fitting movie updates.

At the risk of sounding a little "spergy," when the first film came out, one could have argued that it possibly takes place in the same world as the ride because the various homages were NOT spot-on recreations. What I mean by that is there were no attempts made to recreate specific settings/characters/etc from the ride, just the general idea of "pirate ship vs. fort," "jailed pirates trying to get key from dog," "pirate sleeping in mud with pigs," etc., so there was nothing that contradicted the idea of the events, locations, and characters of the ride and the events, locations, and characters of Curse of the Black Pearl co-existing in the same fictional universe at different points in history. The town from the ride is not Port Royal or Tortuga, the ride's caves are not the caves of Isla de Muerta, etc.

But as the series went on this became harder to reconcile. The latest film included a ship called "Wicked Wench" in the flashback sequence, which is the name of the ship from the ride and the original name of the Black Pearl in the lore of the films, and they didn't even bother to make it resemble the ship from the ride (not even in color scheme). Even if they had, the Black Pearl is structurally different from the ride's ship so it wouldn't have made sense anyway. The new movie makes Barbossa's presence on the ride's Wicked Wench make even less sense than it already did.

And from a stylistic standpoint, notice NONE of the pirates in the movies wear striped shirts or striped socks or hats with little skull-and-crossbones symbols embroidered on them. The aesthetic of the movie pirates is influenced more by the art of Howard Pyle than Marc Davis.

Plus, "the ride" exists in many different forms, so if one were to say "the ride" and movies take place in the same universe, which version of "the ride" are we talking about? The original WDW POTC has many variations from the DL version, as does the Paris version, and so on.

TL;DR - the film series is only loosely based on the ride(s), it's not the same universe at all, and it's pointless to try to figure out where on the "timeline" the ride fits with the movies, because it's obvious neither the filmmakers nor the Imagineers in charge of the updates were thinking about any of this.
 
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HauntedMan

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Losing the original Captain with the Frees audio is one of the worst things that's happened to this ride. Wish we could have him back. At least they kept (mostly) the same lines.
Absolutely. They wouldn't have even used the line "strike yer colors, ya bloomin' cockroaches!" in the first movie if not for Paul Frees' memorable vocal performance as the original captain, which Rush's pales in comparison to. There are several homages in the films to things that don't even exist anymore in the DL and WDW ride, thanks to the stupid modern Imagineers.
 

HauntedMan

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Speaking of incompetent Imagineers who do no research, who wants to bet the people in charge of "updating" the auction scene don't even know that the character of Scarlett in the films was based on the Redhead and that the filmmakers made a short film inspired by the scene?

Pirates of the Caribbean: Tales of the Code: Wedlocked (click to watch)

I guess they have to redo the short film now, George Lucas-style, and have the pirates bidding on grandfather clocks.
 
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HMF

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Speaking of incompetent Imagineers who do no research, who wants to bet the people in charge of "updating" the auction scene don't even know that the character of Scarlett in the films was based on the Redhead and that the filmmakers made a short film inspired by the scene.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Tales of the Code: Wedlocked (click to watch)

I guess they have to redo the short film now, George Lucas-style, and have the pirates bidding on grandfather clocks.
The Filmakers and the Imagineers don't communicate much. The director of the first 3 films even said he didn't want them putting Sparrow in the ride. The situation regarding the way the POTC story is handled is very similar to the pre-Disney buyout days of the Star Wars Expanded Universe. A bunch of people writing a bunch of stories that are supposed to fit together but there is no one overseeing them making sure they actually do.
 
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HauntedMan

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Can't the auctioneer still be the auctioneer with the Lady in Red being the muscle? The art still seems to have all the same characters there just in new roles.
Yes, that's what they're doing, but making it an inferior scene with sure-to-be inferior dialogue and vocal performances. Every original 1967 voice that's been removed has been replaced with an audio track by a voice actor who's not nearly as good as the original.
 

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