Ding, ding, ding!!!
That has always bugged me about Paradise Pier; either the cheap stucco 2001 version or the upgraded clapboard 2011 version. It just looks and feels so East Coast to me, like nothing that reads as California, with pockets of sand and white fencing and wavy dunes grass that could be Virginia or South Carolina or Florida. Paradise Pier's lame attempt at "beach" is flat and two dimensional like most boring East Coast beaches are. I've lived in several East Coast states in towns right on the ocean, and the beaches generally look like this...
South Carolina (or anywhere from New Jersey to Florida, really)
Native New Yorker Paul Pressler's attempt at "Beach Theme" for California
Meanwhile, real Californians go to real California beaches that look nothing like Paradise Pier and mostly look something like this...
Laguna Beach (15 miles south of Disneyland)
La Jolla (90 miles south of Disneyland)
Pismo Beach (250 miles north of Disneyland)
But nothing in or around Paradise Pier has ever read to me as "California Beach". Paradise Pier 1.0 and 2.0, and likely Pixar Pier next year, all looks more like
New Jersey Old Timey Fun Pier with pockets of
South Carolina Sandy Beach for "theme". It's such a cheap and pointless way to say "beach" to a theme park audience in SoCal.