“The Funmeister! I’ve found the Funmeister! This shall be where we will build Pleasure Island,” Pleasure proclaimed to a travel weary family and crew.
Pleasure had read about this ancient half-moon icon, whose roots go back to the Barbarians after the sack of Rome. It symbolized individuality, the celebration of life, and the sharing of laughter. The ancient Germanic name for this idol translated to “Funmeister,” as close as historical linguists could approximate. On every continent, in every civilization that Pleasure had studied, he had found a Funmeister counterpart. Now, purely by coincidence, he had stumbled upon a link to those ancient times and our own.
Rushing ashore, he found the descendants of the I-4 Indians, who had held the land on this lake as their sacred ceremonial territory. Clad in their traditional attire, the Indians carried themselves in a regal, almost other worldly manner. These natives told Mr. Pleasure the island was imbued with the spirit of one of their deities, the one they called the “Funmeister.”
Excitedly, Pleasure begged the Indians to allow him to settle and build on their land and he would make the island a living monument to the spirit of the Funmeister. They told him that he would have their answer in the morning. Pleasure returned to his ship with the sense that fate had led him to this spot. In the morning when he returned, the village that he had seen only hours before had vanished completely and without a trace—with the exception of a giant image of the Funmeister on a totem pole. The Indians he had met the day before were actually the spirits of the Island’s former inhabitants who, by their disappearance, were now granting him permission to settle there.
The next week, an excited Merriweather Adam Pleasure officially purchased the land on the shore of Lake Buena Vista from the Seminole Land Agency. He knew, however, that the land would always truly belong to the Funmeister. That is why Pleasure island has always been dedicated to individuality, the celebration of lfie, and the sharing of laughter.