Mullets of Disney World

WDWFREAK53

WDWFREAK53

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Jer...tidbits on mullethunting in WDW

(Stay close to Test Track...(especially post show area) and Tomorrowland Indy Speedway (especially around the cars that you can sit in outside of the attraction))
 
DMC-12

DMC-12

It's HarmonioUS, NOT HarmoniYOU.
Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
Jer...tidbits on mullethunting in WDW

(Stay close to Test Track...(especially post show area) and Tomorrowland Indy Speedway (especially around the cars that you can sit in outside of the attraction))
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lol "Hey Maw! Look at me... I is one of them Race Car Drivers Yuk!"

;)
 
WDWFREAK53

WDWFREAK53

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Originally posted by DMC-12
lol "Hey Maw! Look at me... I is one of them Race Car Drivers Yuk!"

;)
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*spits in spitoon*

DING!

Hey there paw...can yer get me in dis here rrray-sin mobeeel thang

Now sis...I mean cuz...I mean sis...I mean both...don't you go gettin' in this here picture wit me.
 
WDWFREAK53

WDWFREAK53

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Originally posted by Lilo
Hey Freak, I see you put me in your avatar. Thanks, I always knew I was one of your favorites:lol:
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(hehhe, my Ohana may be small...and broken...but still good...yeah...still good :) )
 
The Mom

The Mom

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I have a question for the rest of the mullet hunters. (btw, saw one this morning, going into a doctor's office)

Does a former mullet still count? By that I mean, a guy who used to have short hair in front, but is going bald on top, with a receding hairline?
 
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MicBat

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by The Mom
I have a question for the rest of the mullet hunters. (btw, saw one this morning, going into a doctor's office)

Does a former mullet still count? By that I mean, a guy who used to have short hair in front, but is going bald on top, with a receding hairline?
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like "Doc Brown" from Back to the Future (Christopher Lloyd)??
 
WDWFREAK53

WDWFREAK53

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Originally posted by The Mom
I have a question for the rest of the mullet hunters. (btw, saw one this morning, going into a doctor's office)

Does a former mullet still count? By that I mean, a guy who used to have short hair in front, but is going bald on top, with a receding hairline?
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That's what we like to call the "Solar Panel Mullet" (reflects and absorbs the sun at the same time :lol: )
 
garyhoov

garyhoov

Trophy Husband
Originally posted by The Mom
I have a question for the rest of the mullet hunters. (btw, saw one this morning, going into a doctor's office)

Does a former mullet still count? By that I mean, a guy who used to have short hair in front, but is going bald on top, with a receding hairline?
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Good Question! I think the same thing every time I see the guy at my gym who has long hair on the sides but is completely bald on top. I'm thinking it's not a mullet, because there is no short hair. All hair is at least 10" long.

Sort of like Riff-Raff from the Rocky Horror Picture Show:
 
Lilo

Lilo

New Member
Originally posted by The Mom
I have a question for the rest of the mullet hunters. (btw, saw one this morning, going into a doctor's office)

Does a former mullet still count? By that I mean, a guy who used to have short hair in front, but is going bald on top, with a receding hairline?
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I call that a "mullet boomer":lol: :animwink:
 
The Mom

The Mom

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Premium Member
Originally posted by garyhoov
I'm thinking it's not a mullet, because there is no short hair. All hair is at least 10" long.

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No, this is different than the geezers (anyone my age or older) who are balding so let the back hair grow long ...ala Gallagher and the dad on Dharma and Greg...this person still has SOME short hair on top, it's just very thin...kind of like a little oval buzz cut. He's always had a mullet (at least for as long as he's been working for me) it's just starting to "morph." :lol:
 
garyhoov

garyhoov

Trophy Husband
Originally posted by The Mom
this person still has SOME short hair on top, it's just very thin
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I think that qualifies clearly as a mullet. Once he loses it, we get into an interesting philosophical question along the lines of: "If a tree falls and there's no one to hear it, does it make a sound?"

If he has no hair on top, is the hair on top short or long? Can we say "once a mullet always a mullet", or should we give him the opportunity to redeem himself? Can he truly redeem himself if he can't grow hair on the top, or does he become like the sinner who dies before he has a chance to repent? If he has one hair left, and allows that to grow to the length of the rest, has he ended his mulletness?

Very difficult questions.
 
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Erika

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Just got back this morning- and I must say- the mullet hunt was quite successful! Everybody got in on the fun. I'll post the best of them when we get our pictures back ;)
 
Irrawaddy Erik

Irrawaddy Erik

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Originally posted by Erika
- the mullet hunt was quite successful! Everybody got in on the fun.
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MOMMIE MOMMIE look what I got from Disney World .....................................A MULLET...... arn't they beautiful
 

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