Originally posted by tumbleweed12
There are no SILOS!!!!!!!!!! Its a myth. A tall tale. A made up story. The are no destructive weapons at walt disney world except for the ones that security and local police carry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are not alone in your skepticism Corporal Tumbleweed so this if for your eyes only (FYEO). I just received this briefing from the CCC (Clinic Commander in Chief):
Next week, Disney will conduct a joint MRE (military rehearsal exercise) with elite forces from all branches of the armed forces, State and local law enforcement, local emergency personnel and disaster relief workers, baggage checkers and parking lot attendants, and animal latrine diggers.
This MRE, code name "DUMMY 2004" is a Congressionally-mandated training exercise being conducted to assess Disney World's crisis and consequence management capacity in response to disasters involving weapons of mass destruction (WMD). The "no-notice" exercise will provide federal, state and local law enforcement officials and emergency management responders with the opportunity to practice their responses to chemical, biological, radiological and high yield explosives (HYE) attacks.
The DUMMY 2004 exercises will involve simultaneous, simulated attacks in the Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom and Epcot Center requiring cooperation from local fire and rescue departments, disaster relief organizations, FEMA, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) and other government agencies. Further, waves of heavily armed terrorists will storm the beaches at all the hotels situated on Seven Seas Lagoon. The newly installed "Infrared Laser Pointer" located atop the Contemporary Hotel, will be tested for it's effectiveness in engaging the enemy at night.
Most dramatic will be an armor attack from Interstate 4 down World Drive. This will be a major test for the new LOSAT (Line of Sight, Anti-Tank) weapon system recently installed in four undisclosed locations along World Drive. The LOSAT weapon system consists of an expanded capacity HMMWV chassis, hyper-velocity Kinetic Energy Missiles, resupply trailer, and a second generation FLIR/TV acquisition system. The LOSAT system is a highly mobile, all-weather, day/night, direct-fire anti-armor system capable of defeating threat forces at a range of several kilometers. It is rumored that one monorail car has been equipped with this weapon to provide mobile intense fire in the event an enemy should overrun the perimeter forces.
The nuclear tipped warhead will be lifted into place but will not be launched. A recently disclosed security breach indicates that there was a plot to re-program this weapon to strike Universal Studios.
I cannot say anymore about this...I am being called into a secure telephone conference with Captain Joseph Schmoe, Lt. Hooda Giveadamn, and General Daffy Duckitus.
If you need more info, email me at
uneedafreakinshrink@nobodyisthisstupid.org
(Way too much time on my hands)
