Okay, there's obviously a lot of sarcasm within this so I'll just answer the serious ones.
... it's actually very accurate for a themed land.
That's a personal scale IMO, most Disney locations don't presume that you're out of the Magic Kingdom, just in different areas where they've teleported different things from varying time periods into their parks.
The guys at IoA are putting you in at a specific place, near Hogsmede village right outside of Hogwarts(which actually requires a cart ride to get to in the books but for access reasons/novelty wearing off I can easily see why they wouldn't do that) and then they smack a location from a completely different place inside of Hogsmede. They also have 3 rides that conflict with each other timeline wise, and one conflicting with itself multiple times.
You don't go from MSUSA directly into FLand, do you? I mean, cmon'! WDI clearly messed the MK up with this big castle!
Obviously sarcasm, doesn't really warrant a response.
So is Lotso, but you think he must be proportional too.
I think Lotso should be proportional to his character, not a real teddy bear, Mickey's size in comparison to a normal mouse has nothing to do with a cartoon to costume scale of proportions.
And, correct me if I'm wrong, but you're supposed to be riding a test Hippogriff. Hence, the AA hippogriff in queue.
I don't know how the heck you could make a "test" hippogriff as wizards can't make living creatures and don't really work with technology, this is also the first I've heard of the "test" idea, they certainly haven't made it clear enough considering the ride vehicle looks like it's made of straw from the concept art.
Then why is Aurora with the prince 10 feet away doing a meet and greet?!
Time travel?!
Am I saying my standards are perfect? No, I'm just saying that there's plenty of ways they can explain it away by being within the Disney metaverse(Kingdom Keepers/Hearts, she could've escaped from her world) the movie ends with just her robe, not her. Either way Disney doesn't claim to be factually accurate in regards to their franchises on everything anywhere in the park. IoA is claiming to put you at a specific place and are failing to place things where they belong.
I see it perfectly in daylight though and I can see it from certain perspectives when the brightly lit castle is in background.
During the daylight is when they say it's the line, they basically have that covered for the full day.
And why does Tink need to follow a line to get to TLand?
She isn't following it to TL, it's to Neverland, but if the line leads to Neverland then it would make sense that she goes the same way as it.
And why is Tinkerbell so large compared to the top of the castle?!
Sarcasm, forced perspective can only do so much.
The entire point of Splash Mountain is the story... and the rabbit is just a robot on a stick?!
OMG
Sarcasm but this will get an answer anyway because I feel you're missing my point. That one Brer Rabbit animatronic is in no way the major focus of the entire ride, the character it represents is but it's not just the same animatronic across the whole ride, it's different ones. It was also the only way short of real magic to have a character float.
What is this imagination you speak of?!!?!
Obviously sarcasm.
Explained the hippogriff above. And you travel by, what is it, floo powder? in the actual ride from scene to scene. Perfectly explained.
Floo powder travels across space, not time. I've yet to see how they explain it but unless you travel in and out of the pensive between memories I don't see it being a smooth factual transition.
