Originally posted by Lil'mermaid
Plus the last year that they did put up a tree I walked in one day to say "hi" and was handed a large tangled mess of lights that my grandpa had been working on for a little while (and made it worse) and was told to get them undone and on the tree!
HA HA!!! See, that's how it is when we do John's grandparents' house!
*John, Erika, and John's brother have just finished with the lights outside. As they head for the front door, Grandma appears holding large tangled mess*
"Here...I found some more lights!!"
*Bob stifles a string of bad words. With numb fingers, the trio tries to undo the tangled mess. Finally, as frost bite begins to set in, they manage to unravel the lights and drape them over already-lit bushes. As they prepare to go indoors, Grandma appears yet again holding 6 packages of brand new lights*
"Oh, I forgot I bought these on sale last year. Here you go."
*John lets out a barrage of curses under his breath as he, Bob, and Erika can now barely see due to the thin film of frost that has settled over their eyeballs. Finally they finish with the last of the lights and make their way inside*
"Ohhh... You put white lights on the post? I wanted colored ones there."
*John and Bob look at each other with murder in their eyes and head back out to fix the offending light strand. Erika settles back in 1 of 4 La-Z-Boys and puts her feet up.*
I mean, come on-- I'm nice, but I'm not CRAZY!