It’s a bit hasty to conclude there’s no memorable song when we haven’t even heard them. Unless I missed a soundtrack or something.
I have faith in Lin to deliver something catchy.
How does a royal, child, born of the Fae
and a daughter of Titania and Auberon
rot in Brittania by impudence and arrogance
in banality become to tots a hero and a nanny?
When a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
in Avalon the faeries' pain, drippin' down the drain
poppin' from a princess's magical spells deranged
as she sang her first refrain, incantation gone insane
Her parents intervened, put a stop to that mad scene
had to deflower that power and plan to contravene
the path of becoming a bad mad queen
so they stripped her royal bearing,
daring her to learn humility and civility
in a foreign land caring for children in servility
until she learned the lesson of ruling with gentility
and nannying was the demonstrability
that she could repatriate with rehability
until then, what's you game, nan?
Mary Poppin's Avalon
My name is Mary Poppins Avalon
And there's a penance yet to be done
But just you wait, just you wait...
