Make A HM styled epitaph for the poster above you!

[EagleScout610]

Here lies Stonecutter589,
Booked a room at the Hollywood Hotel,
But down 100 flights he fell,
and promptly broke his spine

 

[999th Happy Haunt]

R.I.P. ADMachine
He stood up on Space Mountain
And got his head knocked of clean

 

[EagleScout610]

RIP 999thHappyHaunt
Took a 50 foot plunge,
looking for a laughing place.
But instead,
found a resting place.

 

[Disney Dad 3000]

In this spot lies ADMachine
No greener pastures have they ever seen
For it was one fateful trip across the road,
Where they got run over by Mr Toad

 

[mf1972]

dearly departed Disney Dad 3000
he got stuck on the tea cups
and spun more times than we counted

 

[gobstoper27]

here lies MF1972
one night he fell into the ocean blue
they say he was a rather tasty shark stew.

 

[Chef Mickey]

Here lies gobstoper27,
She got stomped by the mob,
but at least she's in heaven.

 

[KINGLOUIS1993]

Here lies Chef Mickey,
Went paddling in a bog,
Now he knows that mud is sticky.

 

[Disney Dad 3000]

He sang, he danced, he bounced around,
Until his temple came tumbling down.
Such is the tale of kinglouis1993,
And his fateful attempt to catch Mowgli.

 

[EagleScout610]

Here lies Disney Dad 3000
When he found out Prince was dead,
he cried until he lost his head

 

[mf1972]

here lies ADMachine
it so hot and sunny
he forgot his sunscreen

 

[StoneCutter589]

here lies ADMachine
it so hot and sunny
he forgot his sunscreen

Here lies mf1972
Went skydiving,
but his plans fell through.

 

[KBLovedDisney]

StoneCutter589
Saw that it was past his FastPass time.

However, his Magic Band decided to stop.
So he ran to the ride right after rope drop.

However, a pack of cheerleaders were straight ahead.
They decided to do a pyramid, then flip, unto StoneCutter589's head.

 

[donaldtoo]

Beneath this marker lies KBLovesDisney
A mouth-full of Pop Rocks was just too fizzy

 

[StoneCutter589]

Here lies KBLovesDisney...
Thought he saw Tinkerbell
But it was really a bee...

 

[donaldtoo]

Here lies StoneCutter589
His liver gave in because of the wine

 

[DisAl]

Poor old donaldtoo,
Daisy said that's enough of you....

 

[SportsGoofy]

Here lies the unfortunate DisAl
he should have never tipped over that cow...

 

[Back!Elbow!Shoulders!]

Sad is the tale of dear @SportsGoofy!
Deep was the hole in the ground he failed to see.

 

[Smooth]

On the Gondola Back!Elbow!Shoulders! did ride,
Now Back!Elbow!Shoulders! is fried.