Make A HM styled epitaph for the poster above you!

[KINGLOUIS1993]

Disney Drew was a peaceful soul,
Until he fell down a 50 foot hole,
And now he is lost in the great unknown,
Nobody found...wait can you hear that moan...

 

[EagleScout610]

Here lies King Louis
We won't be seeing him,
anymore on the Jungle Cruise

 

[StoneCutter589]

Here lies ADMachine...
Visited Old Faithful...
Got lost in the steam...

 

[Berret]

Here lies dear StoneCutter589
No longer will he have to wait in line

 

[Ted Daggett]

Depending on how you pronounce it:

Rest in peace our brother Berret
Never again will he have anything to say.

Rest in peace our brother Berret
Was eaten alive by a really mean ferret.

 

[Santa Raccoon 77]

Depending on how you pronounce it:

Rest in peace our brother Berret
Never again will he have anything to say.

Rest in peace our brother Berret
Was eaten alive by a really mean ferret.

 

[StoneCutter589]

Here lies Mr Ferret 88...
Died waiting around
for a fifth gate...

 

[Santa Raccoon 77]

Here lies the remains of stonecutter589
He drank a 2000 year old wine
Even though it went down fine
The grapes were gone past thier prime
He's here now below this sign.

 

[mf1972]

here lies Mr Ferret 88
now our thousandth happy haunt
because he just couldn’t wait

 

[Santa Raccoon 77]

Below here lies mf972
Who late night snuck in a zoo
The hyenas did laugh
When he tried to take a bath
With an crocodile in the water too.

 

[StoneCutter589]

Here lies Mr Ferret 88
Worked as watch maker
Til he met his untimely fate

 

[DisAl]

Dear old StoneCutter589
Took a ride on the Skyliner line,
But he ran completely out of luck,
For as he rode, the lightning; it struck.
So now he has a new abode in a box made of pine
at the Haunted Mansion just down the road,
where there is no longer a vacancy,
he's number one thousand, you see.

 

[mf1972]

here lies DisAl
we’re not going to gloat
he should’ve gotten out of the way
of that disney parade float

 

[StoneCutter589]

Here lies mf1972
He wasn't strapped in...
when the Soarin' winds blew.

 

[mf1972]

here lies StoneCutter589
he took a wrong turn
in the seven dwarves mine

 

[KBLovedDisney]

mf1972
Wanted to bring back a souvenir pin or two.

But he encountered a pin trading CM,
Who wasn't having a very good am.

Nope, so the CM threw the pins in mf1972's way
And told him to Have a Magical Day!

 

[mf1972]

here lies KBLovesDisney
she didn’t care for the new redhead
& did the walk the plank shimmy

 

[EOD K9]

Dear departed mf1972
He desired a 5th gate and held his breath
Now he’s turned blue.

 

[larryz]

Dear departed EOD K9
Went to bed one evening feeling fine
In accordance with one of his many wants
He awoke as the newest of Happy Haunts

 

[mf1972]

here lies the late larryz
he was trapped on SGE
his last words were
“why me??”