Make A HM styled epitaph for the poster above you!

[DisneyAndADoleWhip]

Hear lies our dear old friend Nickys
Who sadly passed in line to meet Mickey

 

[DisneyGigi]

Gone but not forgotten
Disneyandadolewhip
On the ice they took a slip

 

[mf1972]

here lies DisneyGigi
she couldn’t take another
win by Tom Brady

 

[999th Happy Haunt]

Here lies mf1972
Who's ship sank fast
Into ocean blue

 

[Johnny Three-hats]

Here lies the 999th Happy Haunt
It was a lion that he did taunt

 

[larryz]

Happy Haunt number 999
Was working in a diamond mine
Too slow to avoid a dynamite blast
Poor 999 then joined the past.

 

[larryz]

Johnny Three-hats got caught in the door
Now he wears ghostly hat number four.

 

[EagleScout610]

Dear departed larryz,
Looked for a laughin' place,
stung by too many bees

 

[donaldtoo]

Dear departed larryz,
Looked for a laughin' place,
stung by too many bees

Here lies dear departed ADMachine.
He drove his machine into a ravine.

 

[mf1972]

here lies donaldtoo
he was run over by a car
driven by mr magoo

 

[donaldtoo]

Dear departed mf1972
Lost by an attempt of derring-do

 

[EagleScout610]

Rest in peace donaldtoo
That "chocolate sundae"
was a yeti's number two

 

[Mr Ferret 75]

Beneath this stone lies ADMachine
At Chucky Cheese he made a scene
They chucked him out onto his head
And sadly now we find him dead.

 

[EagleScout610]

Beneath this stone lies ADMachine
At Chucky Cheese he made a scene
They chucked him out onto his head
And sadly now we find him dead.

Here lies Mr Ferret 88
Thought he could steal BB8.
Along came a wampa,
now he's been ate

 

[larryz]

ADMachine is beneath this spot
When he passed we sighed and bawled
Whether he's cool or whether he's hot
Is a matter best not recalled

 

[JohnD]

Beneath this stone lies ADMachine
At Chucky Cheese he made a scene
They chucked him out onto his head
And sadly now we find him dead.

(You get a twofer):
Mr Ferrett 88 was run over by a car on the road
Now he lies here in this Pet Cemetery
In a plot next to Mr. Toad.

 

[JohnD]

ADMachine is beneath this spot
When he passed we sighed and bawled
Whether he's cool or whether he's hot
Is a matter best not recalled

(So that you're not skipped)
Here lies larryz
Thought he would join the Bride for a spot of tea
She asked him for one lump or two
Instead his head got a hew.

 

[KBLovedDisney]

JohnD is someone we shall always remember,
He reserved a Disney vacation at the end of December.

But it was a Christmas party we will never forget,
As the soap snow came down by those funky snow jets.

Even though he saw Elsa on her float and let that go,
Know this now that you should never ever eat that funky fake snow.

 

[EagleScout610]

Here lies KBLovesDisney,
One too many spins on teacups,
made them deathly dizzy.

 

[StoneCutter589]

This is the grave of ADMachine...
Down Everest did he careen...
and landed directly on his spleen...
Never again was he seen...
Now here he rests, calm and serene...