Make A HM styled epitaph for the poster above you!

[JohnD]

Weather_Lady, we hardly knew yee.
Now she pushes up the daisies.

 

[larryz]

Laying below is beloved JohnD
He died at the end of a rope.
He wasn't hanged for a crime, you see
He slipped and fell on some soap.

 

[Rinx]

Here lies larryz
Swept by the tide out to sea

 

[Mr Mindcrime]

Here lies our good friend Rinx,
He didn't hear "fore" while on the links.

 

[Mr Ferret 75]

Dear departed Mr Mindcrime
Taken well before his time.

 

[HiJe]

Down below, lies beloved Rinx
The end result of bad High Jinx.

 

[HiJe]

Down below, lies beloved Rinx
The end result of bad High Jinx.

Darn, too slow.

Here lies Mr. Ferret 88.
Was used as Alligator bait.

 

[Mr Ferret 75]

Darn, too slow.

Here lies Mr. Parrot 88.
Was used as Alligator bait.

Who ?

 

[donaldtoo]

Here lies Mr Ferret 88
There were no air holes in his crate

 

[JohnD]

Here lies Mr Ferret 88
There were no air holes in his crate

Humphrey sunk in a canoe and donaldtoo.

 

[KBLovedDisney]

I am a sucker for poems.

 

[donaldtoo]

Here lies KBLovesDisney
She kicked a grizzly in hisknee

 

[Mr Ferret 75]

Dear departed Donaldtoo
A tiger escaped from the zoo
He knew he had run out of luck
The tiger only ate fresh duck.

 

[HiJe]

Who ?

Ha, sorry. Was originally thinking of a Parrot Rhyme. I edited my OP.

 

[Mr Ferret 75]

Here lie the remains of HiJe
He met a shark out in the sea
And now he haunts the EAC.

 

[JohnD]

Mr Ferret 88 didn't know what he ate.
Now so much as his spirit is able.
He haunts the Haunted Mansion dinner table.

 

[donaldtoo]

Here lies dear departed JohnD
Lost to a crocodile by the name of Dundee

 

[danyoung56]

In great repose lies donaldtoo,
He died and then . . . poetry's hard.

 

[KBLovedDisney]

We will never forget danyoung56,
He liked to get his Disney fix.

Alas, he picked the busiest day,
And got ran over by a stroller filled with KatieBug's little Princess Daisy Mae

 

[nickys]

We will never forget danyoung56,
He liked to get his Disney fix.

Alas, he picked the busiest day,
And got ran over by a stroller filled with KatieBug's little Princess Daisy Mae

Dear departed KBLovesDisney
Came to a sticky end with Indy
Clean forgot he was no pro
And met his maker in the show.