Make A HM styled epitaph for the poster above you!

[StoneCutter589]

Here lies dearest Smooth...
With music, a savage beast he failed to sooth.

 

[Disney Drew]

Here lies our friend we knew as Smooth,
Too close to a cliff, they chose to groove....

OK, Stonecutter beat me to it...

Here lies poor Stonecutter589,
Did not know the difference between water... and turpentine

 

[KBLovedDisney]

Disney Drew was a dear friend,
But he met such a tragic end.

No one said he should have seen it sooner,
But someone could have warned him of that oncoming scooter.

 

[Disney Drew]

Everyone loved poor KBLovesDisney,
Lost their head playing catch with a sawblade Frisbee...

 

[EagleScout610]

Here lies KBLovesDisney
Around the Forbidden Mountain they hurried ,
but the approaching yeti should've made them worry

 

[mf1972]

here lies ADMachine
he faced the wrath of katiebug101
the drama queen

 

[JohnD]

mf1972 sailed the ocean blue
Wanted to visit Arendale
But got caught up in a gale
And sunk to the depths hithertoo.

 

[EagleScout610]

JonD,
He's dead, gee.

 

[JohnD]

JonD,
He's dead, gee.

ADMachine, RIP

 

[mf1972]

here lies the great JohnD
he was unfortunate to become
the bride’s next groom to be

 

[EagleScout610]

Here Lies mf1972
They didn't know what to do,
when the tiger escaped from nahtazu!

 

[DisAl]

MF1972,
Dead,
And buried too.

 

[EagleScout610]

Here lies DisAl,
Going up and away,
he didn't know how to come down

 

[DisAl]

Finally a thread that is just silly fun,
It will be sad when it has had its run.
But while it lives lets make of it the most,
Because some day soon it will be just a ghost.
But just like this thread, ADMachine will one day wear out,
Then we will scatter his ashes about.
But not in the Haunted Mansion, OH NO!
Because they will sweep him up and out he will go.

 

[mf1972]

here lies ADMachine
his stomach didn’t agree
with the food from satu’li canteen

sorry ADM. DisAL beat me to it

 

[EagleScout610]

This is the resting spot of mf1972,
Somehow came back to you,
but now the lion was roaming the zoo

 

[donaldtoo]

Under this stone lies ADMachine
Hit by a bus he should have seen

 

[EagleScout610]

Under this spot is Donaldtoo,
The recent snowstorm,
left him feeling blue

 

[KINGLOUIS1993]

Under this Soil Lies Donaldtoo,
great in pancakes,
and also in Duck Stew.

 

[KINGLOUIS1993]

Beneath the ground,
under your feet,
lies ADMachine safe and sound,
but be cautious where you tread,
unless you want to join him and in the land of the dead.