Make A HM styled epitaph for the poster above you!

[KBLovedDisney]

Mr. Ferret 88, he got to the ticket booth a little late.
Went to scan his Magic Band,
But got ran over by a tram.

 

[King Racoon 77]

A cautionary tale of KBlovesdisney
Whislt on Safari he was bit on the knee
The infection then spread
All the way to his head
And now he sleeps eternally.

 

[Phroobar]

@George Lucas on a Bench
got caught by security while climbing a fence
banned from his mansion sweet
now enjoys riding a bike while dangling his feet

 

[Tony the Tigger]

Phrubruh buried on this spot.
The bus that survived
Takes you to Epcot.

 

[Phroobar]

Tony the Tigger met his end
while riding the Matterhorn around a bend
now eats his cereal all alone
while we listen to the Harold's groan

 

[KBLovedDisney]

Phrubruh recently tripped,
While downing down his freshly made Dole Whip.
But no the bruh did not survive,
But the Dole Whip is somehow still alive.

 

[KBLovedDisney]

Can we move this awesome thread to the General section on the forum so everyone (not just DisneyLand goers) be involved?

 

[Minthorne]

KBLovesDisney's mortal run
was ended by a tasteless pun.

 

[Disney Analyst]

Minthorne took a flight,
Where he was hoping to get out of sight.
Off he went on this trip,
But he hit an inevitable blip.
Off the Grand Canyon he fell,
A flight that ended not so well.

 

[Sharon&Susan]

Can we move this awesome thread to the General section on the forum so everyone (not just DisneyLand goers) be involved?

@The Mom @wdwmagic

 

[The Mom]

Some of the Disneyland Resort posters wanted to share the fun. Enjoy.

 

[King Racoon 77]

Some of the Disneyland Resort posters wanted to share the fun. Enjoy.

Here lie the mortal remains of The Mom
The political forum made her undone.

 

[larryz]

Here lie the remains of our loyal Ferret
Bought a Dole Whip and didn't share it.

 

[nickys]

Our dear departed Larryz
Fell out of the monorail at GFV.
Alas he did not heed the sign
Do not open the doors whilst drinking wine.

 

[larryz]

Here lie the bones of Nickys
No mourning, please, at their request

 

[EagleScout610]

Here lies Larryz
Didn't hang onto his hats or glasses
Now he's as gooey as molasses
I tried.

 

[KBLovedDisney]

Larryz took a dive,
On Blizzard Beach's death slide.

Well, he thought he was on it as he got wet,
Turns out he was actually on Splash Mountain in a boat in which he set.

Well he decided not to sit down as was asked,
Nope, he crossed his arms and legs, but didn't see that other boat as it passed.

Over the hill he went, picture was taken and all.
They got a good pic of Larryz right after he flew over the fall.

 

[KBLovedDisney]

Larryz got mad over the talk of his glasses,
So he threw a plate at ADMachine which was actually covered in molasses.
ADMachine said sorry to poor Larryz,
But nobody warned them of that deadly snake behind them in the tree.

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(This thread is fun.)

Edit: Now I just want to start calling out random people so I can make more rhymes.

 

[JohnD]

KBLovesDisney died in a rope drop frenzy.
Wanted to ride 7 Dwarfs Mine Train
But was trampled again and again.

 

[Weather_Lady]

Here lies the wise and witty JohnD, who slipped into a jungle pond-y and met an angry anacond-y.