omurice
Well-Known Member
Dear Disney,
As a long-time customer, and an enormous fan of your theme parks and resorts, let me say for my family that...
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So in conclusion, if Seven Dwarf's Mine Train does not open by the start of our trip, which I have been planning for 4 years and 237 days, to the cost of $11,467, for which we have been scrimping and saving, re-using old tea bags and separating 2-ply toilet paper into single ply for nearly 5 years... then my family vacation which we desperately are in need of because we have not had one since 9-11 (Never Forget!), because of the unfeeling miscreants and number-crunchers at your company delaying the construction and completion of said attraction probably because they were so focused on MyMagic+ (I'm 100% sure MyDisneyExperience and FastPass+ are to blame!)... our vacation will be utterly, unequivocally, completely and totally...
R-U-I-N-E-D !!!11!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!1!!!11!!!
As a long-time customer, and an enormous fan of your theme parks and resorts, let me say for my family that...
(3 pages of build-up)
So in conclusion, if Seven Dwarf's Mine Train does not open by the start of our trip, which I have been planning for 4 years and 237 days, to the cost of $11,467, for which we have been scrimping and saving, re-using old tea bags and separating 2-ply toilet paper into single ply for nearly 5 years... then my family vacation which we desperately are in need of because we have not had one since 9-11 (Never Forget!), because of the unfeeling miscreants and number-crunchers at your company delaying the construction and completion of said attraction probably because they were so focused on MyMagic+ (I'm 100% sure MyDisneyExperience and FastPass+ are to blame!)... our vacation will be utterly, unequivocally, completely and totally...
R-U-I-N-E-D !!!11!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!1!!!11!!!